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Thieves Alike

Nathan planned on hopping off the rickety old tugboat to ease it into place, but nearly fell off when the boat bumped abruptly into the dock.

by greencheese79
Artefact Hunters: Draikfang

Chapter Two: Southward Bound “Remind me again why we didn’t get to fly back when the whole faerie thing was going on?” Hanso asked.

by sporty2443
Defenders & Artefacts: Broken Rules

Verde started pushing away from him all the objects that were blocking his way. He was trying to forge a path through the pile of discarded items.

by water_park1993
 
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A Sloth Fan's Cake Reviews



Warning - this edition of Neopia Central Almost Official Sloth Fan Committee Newsletter contains sponsored content. I know right! Me! Would you believe it if I were to tell you that I have been rewarded for my journalism already? How many issues has it been so far? I personally have lost count. Anyway, do you remember a couple of editions ago when my focus of this now esteemed publication was the inspiring and beyond description Sloth Day Burgers? Well, it turns out that word got around amongst the Shopkeepers of Neopia Central - all of them - and The Bread Maker aka The Blue Bakery Kacheek (who is currently Grey but the least said about that the better, it’s not the focus right now and I need to focus!) got in touch with lil’ ‘ol me. Here’s the story so far. Yesterday morning, I was fetching the post from the doormat for Mum and there was a letter addressed to yours truly, SlothFan127. It was an invitation to the Bakery to taste test and write up an article about the range of Sloth Cakes that they have in their inventory. And you know me: Sloth - tick - I’m down for anything (and I mean anything) Sloth themed. Then cake - also tick! Sign me up immediately. Then hold me back. Then let me actually go because this is an opportunity designed for me. Also I’m a hungry fellow...



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A Sloth Fan's Cake Reviews
I know right! Me! Would you believe it if I were to tell you that I have been rewarded for my journalism already? How many issues has it been so far? I personally have lost count.

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