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Blossoms~ Snowball Effect Part 9

He's just too easy a target.

by twillieblossom
The 1st Edition of the Neopian TImes

Wow. How old are you?

by mustikeuh121
Weewoonizator

Everyone tries to be a Weewoo, but it just doesn't work sometimes.

Also by morifoy

by sosunub

White Space

Protocol.

by piratevam
King Hagan the Cheat

King Hagan doesn't always play by the rules.

Also by jirachi68106.

by sophieauditore

Someone Must Have The Answer...

Ow.

Also by yashasvika

by meowbey

Extreme Potato Encounter

Uh oh.

by william2005555
Royal Pain: Celebrating 750

750 is such a beautiful number.

by winner19955
History 404: Training

Neopian masters explained!

by fourin
Waiting to Win the Spotlight

Many years later...

Also by marbear_4u

by suspensiion

An Ugga Mistake

We didn't really think this through...

by cinnamon_girl
Ink: Dark Contrast - Part 4

No comment. No comment!

by june_scarlet
Wishing For Some Weewoo Luck?

At least I'd know if I was published or not...

by praline01
Why Weewoos Should Keep Delivering The Neopian Times

A job coupon later...

Also by m0nster_rancher

by gelertz

Taming Melvin the Monster: Cake is Life

*MUST* *GET* *CAKE*

Also by darkpinkrose

by bittersweet52

Weewoo Woes

I thought it would add some pizzazz...

Also by Asuza_k

by spyfox207

It Wasn't Me!

Why do you always have to blame ME?

Also by myulai

by xxxfenice_neraxxx

Episode 2: Long-Gone Neopets

Why do I have to do this again?

Also by sergente__hartmann

by hikariyugi_yamiatemu

Beautiful by Default

YESSS! I'm beautiful!

Also by shakespeariantragedy

by rizzrack

Cavities: Prize Pool

Huh, so that's how they get their prizes..

by thegoddesofxweetok1
S750 Kreludan Defender Robot's Secret Pastime

*Blush*

Also by Lyndsey4657 and _starryeyedsurprise_

by pinksrainbow

Detective Alisha: The Missing 7 Part 2

Aha! That's who did it!

by roxanna203
Changes in a Minute: 750th Deadline

When procrastination gets the best of you.

Also by lifeguard1993

by aupins

Sunny Side Up: Occupational Hazard

Does this mean Weewoos can file for workers' compensation?

by amarettoball
NeoPaper: The Box

Of course it works!

by mbredboy31
Drastic Measures

Heh heh heh...

Also by rokkaku

by 108050

Browse, Haggle, Sold.

Somtimes you have to go in, get what you need, get out.

by ayeunn
Scene from the Gormball Championship

It's that time of year again!

by gumgum101230
Neopia at it's Best

The button eyes make it cooler!

by pumpkin_700
Every Year's Nightmare.

The stress of an editor...

by chizuru
 
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"All in the Cards" by opossumman
Moltara City was the same bustling subterranean metropolis it had always been, thought Stealth, a brown Grundo. It was just another day for him. He woke up, panicked at his once-again-missed alarm, ran out of his apartment screaming, and while his arms flailed and his roommate covered his ears, he managed to get to the obsidian quarry on time against all odds, avoided causing any stirs at work, and collected his share of neopoints for a job well done. Pay day had been progressing as usual. While Stealth's roommate, best friend, and more responsible half, a Christmas Kacheek named Jacob, was more reclusive and did tinkering jobs out of their own apartment, Stealth was much more socially geared. In their apartment, that meant he was usually responsible for groceries and other such things. He didn't mind. After picking up some dinner at Molten Morsels, he headed back home...until he saw a storefront he hadn't seen before. The building's facade was adorned with a "Grand Opening" banner and sales were advertised across all window panes. The door read "Moltara City Card and Game Shop." Taken by curiosity, Stealth went inside. A cheery Quiggle bounced toward him. "Welcome, sir! How may I be of assistance?" "Just checking the place out for now," said Stealth. "Brand new store, huh?" "Oh yes," said the Quiggle. "Our previous locations in Neopia Central and Roo Island did well enough to allow for expansion." "Glad to hear it!" Stealth said as he browsed the store shelves. He had a small bonus this week, so he wanted to pick something up. Help the local economy while providing oneself entertainment? It was a win-win. "NeoQuest II has been popular recently," said the Quiggle in an attempt to help. "No thanks," Stealth said. "My roommate and I don't really have the time needed to enjoy that kind of game." An idea struck the amphibious clerk. "If it's a time issue, I can show you a game that's best played in short rounds. It's been sweeping Neopia lately. Come, follow me." Stealth followed the Quiggle to the counter, where he took out a box. Adorning the front was a logo that read "Dueling Decks" in a vibrant font. "Dueling Decks?" asked Stealth.




Other Stories


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A Memory On the Wind
"Faerieland, huh? That sounds like a lovely place to live." Ruestilla mused to herself as she was flying clumsily through the air. "If only I had some time to get used to flying before I had to move... This new form is lovely, but it's a far cry from anything I'm used to." she chuckled.

by winter_pony4

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Friday: Therapy Session III
“If you continue to waste these therapy sessions, there’s no use in having them.” The Psychologist said while looking at the grandfather clock situated next his office desk. Shifting his client’s files that lay atop of his thighs, he continued on to say, “We are halfway through your therapy block and we have not made any gains.”

by vanquishee

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Improving Your Account in 75 days or Less
Whether you were only dedicated to aspects of the site that didn't necessarily have anything to do with the happenings of Neopia (such as guilds, role playing, etc.) or just had trouble sticking to your Neogoals, you've somehow managed to accomplish little in all of the time you've spent on the site. This article is meant to help returning players or players who have maintained a vague interest in their account but are still more idle and less accomplished than they want to be.

by medusala

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All the Neopian Times Items for a Budget Buyer
As a veteran writer for the Times myself, I am happy to introduce you to all of the Neopian Times items available to the public on a budget. What follows is a list of all the Neopian Times items that cost 10,000 NP and under. Some say you can only call yourself a true fan if you have every one of the Neopian Times items, so you’d better start collecting

by dudeiloled

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The Snow Faerie's Quest: Part One
Suddenly, he saw a blur of white coming his way. He ducked his head, and Jack’s launched snowball went right over him. “Ha! You can’t hit me, either!” Sammy smirked. He turned over to where Jack was standing, expecting another snowball to come his way, but instead there was a look of dismay on his face.

by sacados

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Undead Rising: Part Seven
Bernard felt a chill run down his spine. Whoever that voice was, it didn’t sound good. Edlun’s expression looked like that of one before he was about to slay a vicious beast. He clenched his fists, drawing his blade and shield as two small figures walked into the room.

by yoshisislandbandit



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