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	The Agony of Being Second Noooooo. Also by shennyyy by icygal2310
	Raising Intelligence is Hard No Meercas were pounded in the making of this comic. Also by blueberrymuffinpops. by scechoi
	Pea Like - Part 1 I did not think this through. Also by sanamm by meowbey
	Petpets With Identity Issues When your petpet start doubting his true species. by simbologies
	Grave Not-So-Dangerous Sometimes you have to wonder what's really going on down there... by x0x_gina_x0x
	Royal Pain SO MUCH PAIN by winner19955
	Chihiro versus Neopia #2 Can I have some? by notquitesanitary
	NeoPaper: Daily Logic Strikes Again I think somebody'd like a word with the webpage writers... by mbredboy31
	Spaceconked You have GOT to be kidding me... by general_grievious__
	Entropy Gotta learn to apply yourself in these situations by the_hoshi_pixi
	Aaaachoooo! Also by: Pinksrainbow by lyndsey4657
	The REAL Cost of Avatars... Is it really the LUCKY ones who get the avatars? Also by tcbesser by sn4zzeh
	Fly High: Altador Cup Who doesn't love the Altador Cup? by linkxzelda666tingle
	Just Jelni: Team Spirit Everyone's choosing their Altador Cup teams. by angul888
	'Tis the Season!! What a perfect time to welcome a new member to the family ;) by neon_leaf
	Pants Um, hello?! Just look at me! by cria_sherwood

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Altador Cup XI Match Report: In the Commentary Box

Hi there, and welcome to the eleventh incarnation of the Altador Cup! I’m Kuszemi, and I’m here today with Tobias Sigmir and Hovri Sweet, who will be walking us through the match. Despite the high emotions from all sides, the morning papers describe this as a friendly match. We'll see how friendly it is when the first tackles start flying in. Today the participating teams are Haunted Woods and Darigan Citadel. Say hello, boys!Tobias Sigmir: Hiya there! Hovri Sweet: Hi! Layton Vickles: What am I doing here? I need to get my teeth into some undead playerssss… Krell Vitor: Oi! Watch where you’re pointing those fangs, Canine!

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Origins: Ethel Boortz
With a sigh, Ethel Boortz slowly eased her way up out of her rocking chair, crossed the porch, and made her way down the steps towards her young grandchildren. "Michah and Kayla, what did I tell you about Yooyball matches?"

by hzoo_26

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A Key Quest Story
Ryan looked inside the box he was holding and sighed. The Key Quest arcade had been undergoing renovations for what seemed like forever. The Green Kacheek bought this token for his younger brother just days before he found out about the closing. He had been holding on to it ever since.

by neolikepets

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Cup Loyalty: Some Feelings About Switching Sides
What if that feeling is telling you to switch allegiances after years of dutiful rooting-on and color-coordinating? What then?

by bizniscorg

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21 Flavors of Neopia’s Grossest Ice Cream
Hence, after extensive and grueling research that included lots of sampling in many of Neopia’s finest shops, I discovered a bounty of exciting new flavors that will jump-start your taste buds, broaden your confectionery horizons and challenge your better judgment. Keep in mind that these suggestions are not recommended for the fainthearted.

by binky1260

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rough Waters: Part Eight
As I continued to tell Kell what happened to Natia, Jane, and I last time, I looked around the veins in this cave. There was still no sign of our friends. Only rocks, stalagmites, and stalactites (not even the glowing ones that we saw earlier – just boring rocks). I gave a little sigh to myself. While I wasn't losing hope, I was getting a little frustrated.

by chasing_stars44

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The Moderately Evil Faerie: Part Two
The Dark Faerie Sisters stared in disbelief as they stood in the main entrance to Jhudora’s home. They were expecting something different. Something dark and sinister. Instead, they were greeted by a gaudy, cluttered home painted with only purple and green. Jhudora picked up a bartamus and held it close to her as she smiled brightly.

by rocksysmom

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