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	Blossoms~ Retry Part 13 Twillie would have never gone after Jonathon without Zathandria's encouragement. by twillieblossom
	Trouble in Paradise: Introductions We're actually still locked in that closet. Could you please let us out? by chasing_stars44
	Foolproof Guide to the Typing Terror Avatar We are not liable for any resulting legal issues. Also by darkroast by msjanny
	New Paint Job What does he even want that one million NP jug for...? by amarettoball
	Scroll Of The Wise: Part 3 Unintentional Intelligence by fourin
	Weewoo Woes What's in a name? by pirate_11
	Half-Baked Potato Erozo discovers the secret use of Lag-B-Gone Serum. Also by blonde_and_lovin_it2. by tizzlestix
	Apple Bobbing Blunder You're suddenly struck by a strange, uncomfortable feeling. by unnamedgraves
	Writing Can be Hard... crickets by pinochle
	The Zaf Girls So mature. by thesovietivan
	Super Attack Peas Like Customisation Too! Who says they can only wear that cape? by mustikeuh121
	Questing with Edna She's gotta look stylish to do her spells, ok? by milkbear
	Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 2 There's been a lot of missing petpets lately. by june_scarlet
	The Monocerous Roars Woo, that was a close call. by icanhaskaila
	Horsing Around Trylei is the REAL beauty queen here. by _koolness_
	Anniversary - Part 4 And then I told him I was sorry, but he still insists on banishing me from my own kingdom. by caylista
	Thoughts of a Neopian #2 The mystery of Fyora's eyes revealed! by mike11695
	A Spooky Halloween: Part 2 Sure beats those tiny saws. by ghostkomorichu
	A Charitable Absurdity Seriously?! Art by lucifael by iluminescent
	Too Late for the Charity Corner But... I checked both corners! Also by tarake_7_7_7 by stephsie

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"You Had One Job" by quanticdreams
Jhudora? Jhudora, I am here. I am speaking directly into your left ear, and you do not notice. I should tell you these things in a perceivable form, but I imagine you would be very upset to find I have been living in your house. I remain in the shadows. That’s the name the flesh have given me. The Shadow Usul, they whisper. They are wrong, but I do not object. But this isn’t about me. This is about you. Listen, Jhudora, do you really want to live your life like this? Stumbling through a hazy stupor and over hoards and hoards of useless junk? Sometimes, as I lurk in the back of your closet, your tacky, fake fingernails almost brush my fur as you reach for one of those identical gowns on your way to return to a dead-end life. Do you know how many bugs live in your house, Jhudora? I do. I gave every one a name, and I tell them where to lay their eggs. So do not get on my bad side, because my fury is vast and dark and expressed in a smashed dresser in your pile of junk in the woods! You’ll never find it, though. You never go back there, not all the way. I can’t find a pattern to anything in that stupid pile. Overturned smoothies, moth-eaten plushies. It’s a mess back here. Some places I can’t even go in because of the stench. I don’t even have a nose. How did you do that? You had one job! You somehow managed to screw it up!

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Eternal Diva
It was night on the Tyrannia Plateau and even from miles away you could hear the noise from fans at the concert hall, screaming for their favourite bands and song artists. And in one of the dressing rooms, a striped Hissi with blond hair was getting ready for her own performance. Her name was Faith Handler, but her stage name was Whispered Faith.

by orisasda

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All For One and One For All
The morning rays of warm sunlight beamed down on the sleeping world of Neopia. Most dared not open their eyes to greet the morning, well, almost. Brayden was a chipper young Usul. In his head sat two round Sapphire eyes set fixed on nothing but the bowl of Asteroid Puffs Cereal that sat in front of him and the silver spoon in his hand.

by bun_bun_98

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The Problems of Protesting Weewoos
There’s discontent brewing within the generally peaceful Weewoo community. The Coalition for Embitterment, a Weewoo-run group based in Krawk Island, organized public protests after filing a petition against the Neopian Times early last week.

Also by sasaki_kyomi

by agentm005

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Pyramid Scheme: A Guide to the Card Game
You have been travelling for days without water, with the sun beating down on your weary skin. You’ve already swatted the bugs away in Swarm, dragged your opponents across the ground Tug of War and in the distance you can finally see your destination ahead of you. A great golden pyramid rises up before your eyes… Alternatively, you typed ‘Pyramids’ in the games room search bar, either way – you made it here, and now you’re ready and raring to win yourself that golden trophy!

by luv4free

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Mr. Aramate's Wonderous Emporium of the Soul: Part Two
Peter was eight. Which was an exceptionally important age, because all things are exceptionally important when you are eight. What you are eating for dinner, what colour your new shoes are going to be, and what is over the next hill. All pale into insignificance next to each other. The moment, that is what you live for.

by herdygerdy

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Turning Pages: Part Five
Stephanie woke slowly, blinking her eyes to adjust to the near darkness surrounding her. Where am I? Her head ached as she took in the sight. It was a large empty, field. Everything else was gone. How did I get here?

Also by parody_ham

by warriorsrock965

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