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Issue: 265 | 10th day of Storing, Y8

Comics

	Look Before You Bounce hop Also by frynr by goten__10
	Grumpy Old Sea Dog - Pieces of Eight Beware: Capn's Cooking by red_labster
	Fiesty Freaks It's so cold in here! by eevilbirdiezuh
	WAKE UP! Wake up, Xwee!!!!! by ximerika
	A (short) Tale of Two Knights At a hotel... by cherry_r0ses
	AwKwIeRd The, erm, difference is... uh... extraordinary...? O_o by celestialearthenmage
	Grunty Occasions Being sick. by lleif
	The Problem With Slorgs Ah... slorgs. by ladyofthepheonix
	Only in Neopia... Warning: Ear plugs required. Story by angelkitten1314 by aokajin
	Dandilion Tails: Outside Time Oh noes. Art by dandilion_crucifix by walkaroundstar
	Tea Time - Battledome pet But I'm the battledome pet! ;_; by kleptie
	How A Small Bruce Became The Famous Boochi Pew, pew. by x__orlando4eva__x
	Eccentricity I always thought of Peophins as being taller than Usuls... by kyrinn
	Restocking in Real-World Neopia? ZOOM by ipod509
	Collab: An Explanation for the Unexplained ...how DOES the Kadoatery work? by thunderwolfcrys
	Squidgy the Slorg's Adventures Must... Not... Give In... To... Cuteness... by chloenorling
	Darkest Corner PPL : No yooyus were harmed during the Altador Cup... by dark_elfa
	Meepit Story Why do I even bother? by magic262626
	Out Of Whack - Cloudy Days! Why you shouldn't upset cloud pets. Seriously. Thanks gunner_yuna_ffx2 for letting me use Clouith! by bluepen
	Kulanah Kulanah's take on bed time isn't exactly what Mom had in mind. by goldnangl83
	Cure for the Itch How difficult is it being Eamann? by autoc007
	I'm Not Hideous! I bought you a new petpet today. by hardlyevolved
	Just One of Those Days Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer. by goldchocobo21
	Sometimes Never A Day at the Ray by chatnut_m_a
	Your Check, Gentlemen? I'll just have a Phear Juice Tonic. Also by xpropugnator by gliderames
	computer freaks:// the toothbrush Why do you want my toothbrush? by kaykay355
	Haumpuafu HEY! I FOUND HOBAN!! by puppyluverz
	Brothers'n'Sister - Paint Brush Luck III Dr. Sloth? Here? by kamikatze24
	Unfair Advantage Some Neopets are just better at some things that others... by laskies
	Fully Equipped Well, that explains a lot. by dudeperson41
	Invisible? Good question. Thanks to Hanahoseki for the inspiration! by akakoneko

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Woods Witch Wants Workers

Deep in the darkest part of the Haunted Woods lives a witch that goes by the name of Sophie. Some say Sophie is the 'Soup Faerie' of the Haunted Woods, feeding many a wary traveller. The only problem, though, is that Sophie is very careless and quite often her ingredients end up on the floor or get eaten by her hungry Meowclops. She needs your help to ensure that her ingredients end up in the cauldron. Your tool of choice is...

Other Stories

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True Home
Sepkun picked me up and brought me to a house by the beach. After she entered the house, she called. "Hey, Aishy! I found something that you may like!"

by sepkun

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Life of a Shopkeeper
The tiny Chia unzipped his bag and searched for his store's keys. After a few short minutes of constantly pulling his things out and tossing them back in, he could not find his keys...

by ummagine3284

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Dear Crabby: Bring On the Happy!
Well, readers, I'm back in all my crabby glory! Or not.

by dan4884

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Fire Pets: Care and Myths
These cuddly little balls of ash and fire aren't anything to be afraid of! If you know the right way to care for a Fire Pet, you'll be rewarded with love and luxury, not to mention a free source of heat in the winter.

by kittyfjeld

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What Lies Hidden in Your Closet: Part Six
"This time, unlike all the other times I had drunk her potions, I did notice a change. Before drinking the potion, I had been a blue Aisha. After drinking the potion..."

by puppy200010

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One Last Song: Part One
To the rest of society, she was looked down upon, a wild Lupe with no money, home, or owner, who sometimes had to resort to stealing to keep herself alive. But to her son, she was a champion...

by mutedsanity

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