Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...

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Issue: 246 | 30th day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	Bananas' Chibi Army I guess buying food is out of the question... Art by crow213 by rainbow_crystal_ice
	Pterifruit Pterattack or Hasee Bounce? by kissa_kazh
	Avatar Crazy A Neopoint saved is an Avatar earned... by hopsy69
	Two are Better than One Working through our problems together... by krychek2001
	Random Insanity I guess Fuzzles are so evil that they lack depth perception. by moonlight_glider
	The Office Meepits Because those judges must be at least slightly evil. by alien_1155
	One Panel Or Less! I see you've been fishing... by griffin93
	non:sense:sanity The Lenny... by verallien
	What Lies Beneath How do the yooyus get shot out of the hole? by autoc007
	Woof? Spayd and Nori in "Cracked." by tigaroni
	Picture Perfect PLEASE! Never fight with a stick man!The HORROR! by siggy_maker
	Just One of Those Days Mystery solved. by darkduskk
	Flapdoodle Beware the power of cute... by obviousfakename
	Altador Cup Discussion The Happiness Faerie knows that tea cures even Sloth of grumpiness. by wsprite
	The Weekly Spontanian Seriously, that easter Cybunny has some problems... by halo_n_friends
	A Room With an Aisha: The Altador Cup Ever notice how the ball never actually affects the player? by robbydude5
	The Chronicles of Hairball - Altador Madness Lesson learned. Also by macleod22789 by elpheba
	Dangerously Insane A creative take on making money... by leah_51293
	Head in the Clouds Oh, I am SO thrilled to have a new sister! by candykitty
	HTF First Blood Stand back! by aurora_falcon
	Fur Flies in Terror Mountain Practice Something's not quite right! by rookina
	Something Special Every night... you're coming here to steal something. by ximerika
	The Chromus Crew The doctors in Neopia just aren't as good as they used to be... by chromus
	Neo Mania! So, you're gonna climb Mt. Techo? by unis_lover200
	T.O.T.A.L.Y C.R.A.Z.Y. : Altador Cup Size does count in the Altador Cup. by 0x_freaky_x0
	Summer is here! I like winter. by sunny_pet
	Toast with Junior I... like... toast... by sweeteepiiiie
	Usually Abnormal #2 Unreal Usul by tristess
	Expect the Obvious. Poor Kikos... by nopp88
	Bad Carma What's a tutu? by armadi
	The Discouraged Artist This is the tale of the struggles I ahem my friend encountered while trying to draw Mipsy. by kristian18f
	Warf Rescue of a Different Sort... I just hope they appreciate it! by jestercat13
	NeoComp Food that talks back... by chibikatza
	Land of Pacman All is shrouded in mystery... by pacmanite

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"The Black Hole: Elon's Story" by beastybas
"Elon, pass it to me, I'm open!" Jair Tollet screeched. The Maraquan Eyrie was so close to the goal she could have made a superb shot. But Elon Hughlis had other plans. "Not this time!" he yelled back to her, and threw the Yooyuball as hard as he could into the net. The goalkeeper didn't even have a chance. Yes! Elon thought happily...

Other Stories

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Cannoneer and the Altador Cup
"Duh! It's my home team, plus they've got Garven Hale, the best goalkeeper in the league!" Cannoneer explained...

by da_number_1_neopian

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A Yullie's Day Out
Janichen plopped a small, dense bundle of yellow fur into the Usul's lap. "I read somewhere that spending time with your petpet makes you more relaxed," she explained...

by evilhamster13

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Flooding the Maraquan Myth
Ever since the glimmering, shimmering world of New Maraqua was introduced, Neopets have shared one common, steadfast, and seemingly logical misconception about the pristine lands...

by ampolin1

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Something Fishy...
Have you ever seen this strange creature in the sea depths and started running for your life in fear? There is no reason to be afraid since it’s only the Ghoti – a joyful, kind and friendly Petpet...

by aeriel7

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The Soul of Maraqua: Part Three
"As soon as possible. In fact, right now. After we get Naracissus, of course, for although she is young, she is representative of the Soul of Maraqua, and only she has the right to open the box..."

by grapesourhorse

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Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice: Part One
A flash of light, and then the blade slowly creaked apart. Out of it leapt first a fire Draik, who immediately made for the door, pursued closely by an ice Draik...

by danama

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