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Issue: 221 | 22nd day of Celebrating, Y7

Comics

	Squirrilia's Pages: Christmas Special Do not open 'till Xmas! by accasperberry3
	Island Babe and Friends: Christmas Special The best gifts are the familiar ones! ^.^ by syas82301
	Soot Can Jump? Who knew soot could jump? by super_turtle_2006
	'Tis the Season Let me make it up to you. by buddy__blankies
	Manta's Misadventures Not THIS year! by breama
	A Christmas Mix Up A fir isn't a Christmas tree! by catwings69
	Real Christmas Now what are you up to? by ssjelitegirl
	2537 Sakhmet Slums You've got the basic idea... by l3luepheonix
	Into The Fire Hooray! The Advent Calendar is finally here! by crystallus
	Another Day With You ver.Chrismas Getting ready for Christmas is harder than you think... by sonicheroesrox
	The Plight of the Snowager Everyone has an off day... Art by jjjellybean121 by eliza_clare
	pro Pant Pants don't float. by mutation173
	Neopian Comics & Co. Reminds me of me... by aurora_moonbeam
	*EXTREME COUCH POTATOES* Potato is the new black. by spoonmunky
	The Neo397's SURPRISE! It's here!! by isaiahdjkim
	Meridellian Mayhem - Christmas Time! "Guess who's playing Santa!" by ikkin_with_attitude
	Starry Stuff Where's my Sketched Babaa? by marilltachiquin
	A Snowy Situation I suppose this proves that petpets aren't all that helpless. by liquiddragonn
	Neo Randomness! Now we just need the... by kittyluvergrrl
	Evil Toys Can Hurt... Never cross two Evil Toys Of Doom... by cowzorz
	My Brave Mutant It's true. My mutant Kougra is scared of spyders! by supreme_artist
	Christmas Trees- Who needs them! See! Just like a real christmas tree! by lavarat
	BlaBBers Attack of the PINK THINGS!!! by kuruu_6
	The Neopals yawn Who's there? by roxanne_vergara99
	Explifericity Maybe you'd better keep it.... ^ ^;; by evalyn1012
	Sloth on the Rocks For Christmas I want... by shadowolf14
	Neopian Insanity HELP!! Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918
	Weird Neopians Do not paint your pets Christmas... You'll be sorry. by 95france
	A Lost Desert Christmas Seasons Greetings from xxAsuka & Eitailia!! by puffibunni
	The Rope Technique Brilliant idea! by pantherinae
	All Ears - Christmas Crossover! You silly child! Art by nut862 by evanescent_pudding
	Weewoo Woes Eep! Art by velveteen by punkers15
	Not Quite Insanity Maybe we should have just gotten him a stuffed lupe… by artsy_cat
	Mistletoe Poor Godric...he just can't escape that mistletoe... by purplevixholly
	Neoquesting - Part One Young adventurer, you are new to this land. by linnipooh
	And the Meepits Outgrabe - Christmas Special Since what goes up must then come down... by kittylin
	N3oW3IRD Episode 05 FILLER! by neekko
	Hog 'N Co It's a Christmas gift! I hope you like it! by articuno_neo
	Not Another Lupe Comic! I hear Terror Mountain is nice this time of the year. by hunyhuny
	All in a Neopian Day My, how things change... Also by graciegreen by confuzerated
	Happy Holidays! Where in Neopia could you find a hat that big? by black_magefive
	Ehm... It's that time of year again... by ladyariel32
	InkSpot! Donating... Gifts? by spookyfloof
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Neobirthday It's that time of year again! by neo_tomi
	Mashed Potatoes What can I do with it? by third_potato
	Mootix Madness Crossover! Cannibalistic Coughers' Christmas Cards... say that three times fast! by 0523ck
	Sanity Obsolete Christmas Crossover Oh, how awful! by ghostkomorichu
	Stuck in the Neopet House Just a little further! by spotthechelsey
	Edna's Christmas Carol Marry Christmas everybody! ^_^ by smockey11
	Neopups How to survive panic shopping. by wicked_dragonite
	Jumping For Joy! sniff cry by simongallup
	Forever Fornever Episode: 'Oopsies' shifty eyes by sakura_anime_forever
	Spooky Christmas Crossover Y'know what I like best? by tdyans
	Legendary Champions Christmas Crossover Your tree is so pretty! by sharakh
	Crazed, Whatever that Means! What are you talking about? Also by patjade by humblely
	Darkest Corner : Merry Christmas! o_O by dark_elfa
	Buzz & Bark Christmas Crossover It didn't take long... by leoness
	Happy Valley Perils It's cold and the snow feels like dung. by random_joy
	Petpet Ownerowner Holiday Special The Advent Calendar is full of holiday cheer! by magnoliaprincess
	So On and So Forth I'll keep that in mind... by lunagirl52
	T3h Praedius Drawn on that old fashioned stuff called paper with those funny coloring sticks. by arttimo
	Who's Speech Bubble is it Anyways? I wish I worked for Santa Claus. by bananas11113
	Neofun with Sirius and Pals Be wary, Gormball players. by angel_girl857
	Project Negative Christmas Special ... And pie! by unlawfull
	A Very Stuffed Abode: Christmas Special! How is that spelled again? by 0523ck

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This giant mechanical Zebie-shaped robot was just the beginning of Phloosh and Zebie's horrific plan of complete power over Neopia and its inhabitants. "When I release this baby," Phloosh told Zebie, "we shall rule over all of Neopia, you and I. I shall be KING!"

Other Stories

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Once Upon a Christmas Morning
The young, sapphire-eyed white Acara could never be seen without a whistle on her lips, a skip in her stride, and a merry twinkle in her eye. Every waking moment was spent counting the presents at the base of the tree...

by really_awesome_d00d

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The Miracle of Christmas
"The holidays," I said bitterly to myself, "are absolutely mental."

by pandabearb

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How to Annoy a Snowager then Run Away Screaming
The first way you can annoy the Snowager is by gluing his treasure to the ceiling. I know this because I saw a bunch of meepits do it.

by griflinna

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Snowball Fight!
You are supposed to throw snowballs at the Neopets and Petpets on the other side of the cool-colorful-stone-thing wall. That means no hitting Faeries.

by fip

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The Pirate Writer: Part Four
"Firaga, my matey, you've impressed me a lot over the last day. You've seemed to change. After you have gotten this Shoyru off of your mind, I believe you are becoming something more than just a pirate."

by czenko28

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Searching For Paradise: Part Three
The Zafara seemed surprised to see Ricki there. "Ricki!" he said, setting down the tray. "I thought you'd be in bed by now!"

by cpmtiger

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