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Issue: 206 | 2nd day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	A. B.O.R.N. S.I.T.C.O.M. I am not in a position to make comments about this comic, for it LOOK BEHIND YOU! runs by wonderweezel
	Notions and Nonsense Did you ever wonder...? Idea by patjade by meganium94
	You're guaranteed to win the beauty contest... When your 'secret weapon' really is a secret weapon. by ickessler
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Yank! Another evil attempt at taking over TPPR? by neo_tomi
	Carrot Dreams Speak for yourself!! Also by bobbijo284 by buddy__blankies
	Just an Average Day IN NEOPIA Nice costume, buddy... by lego12340
	Aisha Eyes? Look closely... by jequila
	Deviant: Criminal Nose! :O Run for your lives, fools. It's teh CRIMIN4L N053!!1 D; by rekaru
	Well Kept Secret "Are you crazy?" Idea by _trinitylast_ by darkwolf__untamed
	A Bit Confused Initiation? by hooglemoofin
	Kougra Klub Big Pause? by flookadoobee
	Soup Faerie Surprise Because I am helpful! by plaquenil
	Kawaii - Dice a Roo And I actually won something! by crow213
	Worth the Hassle He should know better than that! by the_human_gs
	Discovering Neopia I always wanted to know... by woolph
	All My Pretty Ones [ v 1.3 ] Everything has fallen into place... by mao_mau
	Creatures of Guardian Keep - Episode II In which Khe learns not to ask. by khestrel
	TDMBGPOP I think it's time to get a new name... by confuzerated
	... Pink?! Has anyone else noticed that the sand in a Bottle of Red Sand is actually pink? by gagakushi
	Starry Stuff I'm feeling a little bit blue... by marilltachiquin
	Never Ending Did I mention it's extreme? by m0ogster
	Random Things Let's be realistic now... by sky665
	What Happened in Neopia... I rest my case. by vivsub
	Oops, Wrong Sloth.. O_o YAY!! I GOT THE HEAD!!! =D by darkyra
	The Cheesy Neos I think I caught something! by justduckygal
	Pea Trouble So troubling for that little pea... Art by oniamuro by emmawatsonrocks50
	All Strange Things Must End For all of us poor souls that must go back to school... by fireandice92
	PetPet sQuaBBles Yummy... by silbers_girl
	Spooky Should've brought a net. by ghostkomorichu
	Fishing Troubles Quick, get the bucket... Also by nu_sp33dmetal by choco_strawberries
	Those Darn Kadoaties Finally! A Draik egg! by spooky_squee7
	My Life as a Strawberry Lovely new colour... by ninavogel
	If You Give a Kacheek a Cookie Wait just a moment... Also by hottamale0774 by starcaw

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"Houston, We Have a Problem" by playmobil_is_my_life
"Your permission to come aboard, Captain?" Wiseguy the glowing Wocky looked at who was in the doorway of the spaceship. It was only Tweetie, his younger brother and fellow astronaut. Wiseguy nodded gravely and answered, "Permission granted."

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The Keeper of Maraqua: Conclusion
Behind Melleia and Wyneb swam an armed water faerie, who held the chains that were connected to Melleia and Wyneb's handcuffs. The cackling guard was herding her captives toward a place Melleia knew well: her old home, the Palace of Maraqua...

by jedimaster891

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Save the Slorgs!
"Oh, no," the Yurble said. "They're gone. I Slorgerised them."

by nut862

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ZZZAAAAPPP! The Petpet Lab Ray is here!
So for some Petpet Lab Ray owners or soon-to-be owners here are some things that you may want to consider before zapping your petpet.

by piperandcaleb

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Better Than Kelp
Why not enjoy the classic Neopian hangouts instead? Here are twenty fabulous places that even Kelp doesn’t compare to.

by lestatishot

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Because of Jhudora's Book: Part Three
"Excuse me," Athelda said, "it's my job to organize inspections, remember?"

by kemppotatoe

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Brought Together II: Part Three
The new, possessed version of Smatty brushed herself off and continued to grin as she walked quietly back through the pink and purple halls, which were dimly lit at night...

by springsteen0991

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