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Issue: 174 | 21st day of Sleeping, Y7

Comics

	No Squishy! Ew! A discusting talking worm! Art by ickessler by sunstone_fire
	Calli and Polaroid Lesson 1: Leaders of Evilness by missmnmsfreak
	The Rock Pool Rascals "Pirate Ploy" by leptonychotes
	Room for Two We've got to get you help... by child_dragon
	Down the Symol Hole What really happens when your Petpet jumps into the hole? by kingrelinquished
	A Snowbunny Tale Only... ASPARAGUS?! by i_love_yellow_sporks
	And the Meepits Outgrabe "Nimmo Yoga" by kittylin
	Neolife Collab Maybe sometimes things happen for a reason... Idea by starcaw by rubya_fire
	The N00bopian Times lyk omg dis comik iz da kewlist!!!1 by cherv1
	Totally Serious We're SERIOUS comic-type-people! by cati65
	Life With Snowager #6 The many faces of the Snowager... by moondust_dreams
	As Much as a Bori Can Take! Could be worse... by kudou
	Finny's Corner Me? Obsessed? by divisible_by_zero
	Sloth on the Rox The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 5) by plushieowner
	...Oops... I guess it doesn't work... by kagura_the_wind
	Wannabe Meridellian Princess With the war over, Lisha is given the chance to dress like a noble lady... by iriswind
	After A Rainy Day What's wrong with this picture? by i_hate_backstabbers
	Neopia Acres Previously, on Neopia Acres... by wyomingslim
	Monotony Wheel Who never has never gone through this? ô.o by wizardmoncita
	The Wild Imagination of an Eccentric Feepit Is that you in there? by running_wind_horse
	The Uber Spiffy Doodle Chicken?? 0.o by uplaw
	Down 4 Maintenance #2 A trip to Mystery Island... by frootloop409
	Mulligan Childcare isn't for everyone... by arg0naut
	Speck the Speckled What do you do with dung? by cheetah_kougra
	Snow Woes! A Mushed Adventure! by resurrectedwarrior
	Faerie Woes Woe #3: Bad Hair Days by roller_coaster26
	The Comic Of D00M On the chat boards! by _dratini01_
	Floofeh No wonder there aren't any libraries in Neopia. by jupeboxgal
	Common Sense Ooooh! A new shop! Art by ickessler by sirussblack
	Sasha's Sketches Talk about multiple personalities... by washeh

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"Riddle of the Blades" by jedimaster891
The word's burned in Aethia the air faerie's mind constantly. Even in sleep. For they were the words written on the Sword of Ice in the ancient Faerie Tongue for the Battle Faeries who wielded it...

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Riddle of the Blades

If you cannot answer the riddle asked,

When you face an opponent yet unmasked,

My help will not be mine to give,

So find the answer if you wish to live.

by jedimaster891

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I'm No Krawk
Each day the water provoked Kyle. He was a green Eyrie, but he grew so sad, he became a blue one. He compared himself to the sea whenever he looked in the mirror. He even lost his liking to fly. He needed to do something and he wanted to waste no more time.

by triffin_

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Slorgerize Your Way to an Avatar
Attack of the Slorgs is a relatively new game, but like many other avatar collectors, I did not waste time in trying my hand at ridding the garden of those icky, slimy Slorgs...

by tyleraapje

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Observations of the Wild Snowickle
My purpose here is to research Snowickles in their native habitat ~ the deep recesses of the Ice Caves. As yet, few traveled in these parts, save Petpet dealers intent on selling the animals they catch.

by resurrectedwarrior

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Midwinter War: Part Four
He had to get out of the open field! The Scorchio ran towards the forest, hoping to be safer there. He quickly flew up and sat on a tree branch. As more of those scary pets arrived, Charmond realized he had forgotten his metal shield on the ground...

by shadowcristal

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The Case of the Invisible Incident: Part One
"Sorry," the boy muttered urgently, "but there is someone in there I really must see this instant!"

by tambourine_chimp

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