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Issue: 167 | 19th day of Storing, Y6

Comics

	Speck the Speckled What was her problem? by cheetah_kougra
	Paled Grarrl Tails You're a scaredy Aisha! by littleariel05
	SPLAT Wow! It's the Wheel of Monotony! by juliage
	A Superstitous Kau A strange new diet... by flowercatlover
	Fiz's Crush No! Not that one! by apanah
	Things I'll Never Understand Beware the Dung Avatar! by lightning505
	Growing Pains Featuring: Baby Bash to Sr. Smash by jvpcelebi
	Dont Blame ME Much better! by choclated
	Rational Lunacy: Bothering the Pant Devil BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER... by tambourine_chimp
	Comicly Random Why is Dr. Sloth called 'Doctor'? by kittidust
	CraZyness Asparagus. The food of gods! by celticdane
	What's The Point? Questions about petpet owning have been answered in one easy minute. by crazybluehair
	The Chaos Theory 6 Ah, the joys of being painted? by icegirl720
	The Aisha's Conundrum I'll show him... by loki_the_trainer
	Bad Karma What goes around, comes around! by koronet
	My Life With A Teenage Noobie It doesn't hurt them, it just makes them different. by rainbowface94
	Blink Blink You would think... by brennanoelle
	Simply Silly Paint brushes seem to be too expensive these days... by yoyogirl993
	Meepit Juice Break! Meep! Meep! Meep! by biggreenbutterfly
	Some Assembly Required What's the use? by prettypenny
	Random Randomness Too busy munching away to notice... by poolpot
	I Told You So... Oh look! It's the Pant Devil, Quick, run! by funandgames999
	Neo Cappucino 3 Happy year.... 1? O-o;;; by raptor291
	It's a Plushie Thing The TRUE first opponent for Defenders of Neopia! by thunderwolf
	T3h Praedius I've got your nose! by arttimo
	Patch of Heaven Fear my bad poetry... by rainbowstarfox
	Afterschool Horrors - Part 5 You are not who you think you are... by articuno_neo
	Something Has Happened I guess some armless Petpets can hug... by tdyans
	Scene of the Crime Owwww... by ickessler2
	Being Evil Isn't Easy More isn't always better... by chibi_zoo
	Lenny Sack And a wedge of lemon... by ickessler
	Extraordinary Boredom Sloth has his fears too... by frayed_promise_
	Sloth on the Rox The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 2) by plushieowner

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I Just Have to Know...

I have some questions. These questions I am about to ask the world will make you think more than you have ever thought before about Neopia in general, and most likely change your whole outlook on life, love, and Sloth knows what else. You have been warned. I have noticed these things in Neopia, and I am politely curious about them...

Other Stories

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The Dream About Vegetables
"Ahhh!" I screamed. "I'm finding myself falling into a big red circle! I wonder what it could be."

by sarahsuk

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Project VIRGIL
"I am not familiar with the request 'feel'," said the Lupe in a confused tone. "Subject Virgil is ready to receive input on the term, master Cole."

by scarrift

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The Advantages of Being a Pack Rat
There is always one person in everyone's family that just can't seem to let go of those items that everyone else find useless. I have always been one of those people...

by kevsgrl2004

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The Road that Lead to Maraqua's Tragedy
After months of snorkeling training I have finally been able to visit the ruins to do research on it’s destruction, and also to mourn for the thousands of Koi who lost their homes...

by keng200

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The Werelupe Saga, Chapter 1: Part Three
"Maylas, I don't know how to explain what's been going on. But I know this fire is my fault. I don't know how but it is. I have to go there. I want you to stay here where its safe, okay? I'll be right back," I quickly opened the door and ran out, not letting Maylas to react.

by neojolteon2

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A Storybook Tale: Part One
"Have fun with what?" Lexicae thought, quite confused. "Oh well, a free book... I won't complain."

by shadowcristal

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