Sanity is forbidden Circulation: 198,316,508 Issue: 1060 | 19th day of Relaxing, Y28
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series | Poetry
 

Comics


Qualified Alien

Can I help you?

by justin_967
The Tournament Pt 20

Collab with nostalgicneopian & luc187

by kuroneko_kitty
The Happiest Quiggle

P.S. :DDD!!!

by nut862
Fish Negg: The Incident Part 4

No one is ever nice without ulterior motives. Ever!

by squischsquisch
Ink: Untraditional - Part 8

Good, you're awake.

by june_scarlet
The Fight That Never Ends

I promise the staff (and hat) are worth it.

by ali_stormlight
Ashkary's Café - The Cursed Table Pt. 2

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one.

by saintsalmon
The True Void Fight Experience

What it's really like...

by salem_severn
A Tale About a Very Hot Day and a Chomato

Ever wondered how new items get made so frequently? We have an answer Collab with imbitter

by anotherblond07
Gourmet Club Initiation

A fancy new feast! Collab with bunchanumbas & funny_haha_funny

by qlobal
Blossoms~ Hidden Views Part 5

Everyone has a death wish today!

by twillieblossom
Amikarashui #26

Vanquishing the Void

by bluecloud300
NO MORE QUESTIONS

But I need them...

by scaryellie
The Malevolent Being Beat

What players have been up to in the Battledome...

by lunarshadowknight
Serious

Be so serious...

by petfriendamy
 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


How to Survive a Jelly Festival Gone Wrong



A brand new Jelly-themed festival is rumoured to make its big debut in Neopia during the next week, amidst polarising opinions by the general public. On one hand, those in favour of the festival are looking forward to enjoying a day of jelly, bounce and jolly time. With alleged jelly rides and slides, new jelly products and a brand new beverage, the adventure seekers are in for a treat. On the other hand, growing concerns of the amount of jelly required and its rate of growth - due to its unpredictable nature - has led to a grand portion of Neopians believing that it is a recipe for doom. To try and persuade the negative public opinion and relieve some of the fear behind the erratic growth rate of jelly, we are exploring some effective ways of combating this gelatinous substance. During an emergency at the festival, please take these precautions to mitigate the threat and stay safe. Stick ‘em with the pointy end In the unlikely case that you find yourself face to face with a growing mass of jelly, it is important to, firstly, grab the sharpest object you can find in your surroundings. With the pointy end pointing towards the jelly, start poking holes into the incoming threat.



Other Stories


---------

The Fight Against Vocivus
Ultimately, we're all just Neopians who wish to save our home. Even the monarchies and leaders have set aside their differences...

by rurirawr

---------

The Juma & the Tomamu: A Shenkuu Fable
In the tall, misty peaks of Shenkuu Mountains, a small Juma Petpet scuffled in the underbrush among the bamboo forests. His pointed snout snuffled...

by drziggs

---------

Dining Out: Kelp on a Budget
Kelp is, without question, the most expensive restaurant in all of Neopia. Because of this, it has gained quite a reputation for affluence, where only the most elite of Neopians dine with regularity.

by halondrus

---------

So You've Never Played the Altador Cup Before...
As you have probably already heard, Altador Cup is approaching! This is not a drill! I repeat, this is NOT A DRILL!

by crwarrior7

---------

Tales from NeoNoir: Pastel Persuasions
The heat is finally getting to me. I’m hiding covertly to the side of the Moltaran Town Hall, watching Moltarans clear out the send-off party for the Altador Cup season. Collab with coolgirl123c

by iciclefaerie05

---------

Artefact Hunters: Ikimono's Mirror
The next morning, Brynn found herself lying stiffly and more than a little awkwardly on a low table in the workshop of Ryuji’s small home. The Hissi wizard looked her over with...

by sporty2443



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.