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How to Get Sick — and How to Feel Better


by halondrus

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     Getting sick is no fun. Frankly, neither is taking medicine even though you know it will make you feel better. There are many known bugs out there that can get your Neopet sick; some species have allergies that will get them sick as well. There are also many known cures with specific items to pick up at the Neopian Pharmacy, Lost Desert Medicine, or Remarkable Restoratives. You may also get lucky at the Healing Springs and get your active Neopet or all your Neopets cured.

     I will discuss both illnesses (so you can know to avoid certain things) and cures (in hopes of helping you care for your sick Neopet) in this handy guide!

     Getting Sick

     Allergies

     Most species can eat anything; however, there are a few that have a bit of a sensitive system and are allergic to the following:

     Kyriis are allergic to apples – any apple item will give them Itchy Scratchies.

     Skeiths are allergic to cheese – any cheese item will give them Neezles.

     Quiggles are allergic to cream – any cream item will give them Neezles.

     Tonus are allergic to neggs – any negg item will give them Neezles.

     Battledome

     Many items in the Battledome can be used against your Neopet to get them sick. There’s worse things than getting to 0 HP out there!

     Buzz Poison Blaster gives your Neopet Blurred Vision.

     Claw of Despair gives your Neopet Neoblues.

     Darkness Scarab gives your Neopet Itchy Scratchies.

     Mistletoe Potion gives your Neopet Hoochie Coohies.

     Mysterious Hemlock Dart gives your Neopet Bloaty Belly.

     Poison Dart gives your Neopet Cricky Neck.

     Poison Muffin gives your Neopet a random illness.

     Poison Snowball gives your Neopet Hoochie Coochies.

     Poison Tipped Dagger gives your Neopet Neowarts.

     Poisonous Flower gives your Neopet Itchie Scratchies.

     Poisonous Snowflake gives your Neopet Hoochie Coochies.

     Portable Cloud gives your Neopet Watery Eyes.

     Super Hemlock Dart gives your Neopet Cricky Neck.

     Super Poison Dart gives your Neopet Cricky Neck.

     Vile Swamp Water gives your Neopet Watery Eyes.

     Bad Luck

     Apple Bobbing can give your Neopet Blurred Vision.

     The Qasalan Expellibox can give your Neopet Sneezles.

     The Wheel of Excitement can give your Neopet Chickaroo.

     The Wheel of Misfortune can give your Neopet a few different illnesses.

     There are also a few random events that can give your Neopet different illnesses.

     Specific Items

     A Plague Upon You! gives your Neopet Lumps.

     Bluehamberry Burger gives your Neopet Blurred Vision.

     Curse of Foul Odour gives your Neopet Bloaty Belly.

     Curse of Ultimate Malison gives your Neopet Fuzzy Fungus.

     Dark Shroom gives your Neopet Neopox.

     Dusty Harmless Looking Scroll gives your Neopet Shock-a-Lots.

     Ferocious Negg gives your Neopet a random illness.

     Fizzy Ummagine Potion gives your Neopet Bloaty Belly.

     Glowing Jelly and Half Eaten Glowing Jelly – if you can figure out how to get them – give your Neopet Blurred Vision.

     Malediction for Beginners gives your Neopet Neomonia.

     Malice Potion gives your Neopet Blurred Vision.

     Poisonous Jelly and Half Eaten Poisonous Jelly – if you can figure out how to get them – give your Neopet Neomonia.

     Poisonous Lollypop gives your Neopet Floppy Tongue.

     Poisonous Mushroom gives your Neopet Neopox.

     Pox Curse gives your Neopet Neopx.

     Rotten Omelette gives your Neopet Ugga-Ugga.

     Toxic Shroom gives your Neopet Bloaty Belly

     Vile Curse of Pestilence gives your Neopet Neomites.

     Vortex Negg gives your Neopet Neggitus.

     White Chocolate Korbat gives your Neopet Neogitus.

     You Will Get Verrucas! gives your Neopet Floppy Tongue.

     Youve Been Hexed! gives your Neopet Chickaroo.

     Diseases, Symptoms, and Cures

     Every sickness can be cured by Cooling Ointment or Warm Amber Ointment, both of which can be found in Royal Potionery in Brightvale. However if you don’t have these magic cure alls at your disposal these others will be a lifesaver. You can go to the Lost Desert and visit Lost Desert Medicine or to Shenkuu for Remarkable Restoratives. You can also visit Nurse Glee in Neopia Central and she can make you feel better immediately.

     This is to say that cures found in Lost Desert Medicine or Remarkable Restoratives vary in effectiveness; it may take a few doses of these medicines to be cured. The Neopian Pharmacy cures are guaranteed.

     Achy Head

     Symptoms: Persistent headache.

     Cures: Aching Lotion, Black Cherry Tea, Extra Strength Terry Berry Tea, Magic Goop.

     Bloaty Belly

     Symptoms: Refuse to eat anything, complaining of bloating.

     Cures: Bloat B Gone, Boiled Bagguss, Flat-u-less Tablets, Magical Cave Moss, Selket Elixir, White Squid Root.

     Bloaty Feet

     Symptoms: Swelling feet.

     Cures: Brilliant Draik Flower, Finger Splint, Magic Smelly Socks.

     Blurred Vision

     Symptoms: Unable to see clearly, maybe seeing spots.

     Cures: Dried Black Mushrooms, Extra Thick Goggles, Finely Ground Bean Powder, Minor Healing Ointment, Negg Cream Potion.

     Bubbles

     Symptoms: Persistent hiccuping.

     Cures: Bubbles Herbal Drink, Lotus Leaves, Scamander Syrup.

     Chickaroo

     Symptoms: Acting like a chicken.

     Cures: Herbal Scrambled Eggs.

     Cricky Neck

     Symptoms: Unable to move neck.

     Cures: Cut and Dried Stalks, Neck Brace, Scamander Slime.

     D’achoo

     Symptoms: Continuous sneezing, sinus pain.

     Cures: Cobrall Root, Neopkins.

     Doldrums

     Symptoms: Aversion to light, liking dampness.

     Cures: Mushroom Ointment.

     Floppy Tongue

     Symptoms: Swollen tongue, inability to speak, drooling.

     Cures: Tongue Shrinker, Seaweed Paste, Soothing Bandages.

     Fuzzitus

     Symptoms: Shows up as a fluff allergy, sneezing and coughing.

     Cures: Fluff Be Gone, Weak Fuzzitus Cream.

     Fuzzy Fungus

     Symptoms: Turning purple, looking like a Fungus Ball.

     Cures: Honey Blossom Extract.

     Grumbles

     Symptoms: Noisy stomach.

     Cures: Crumble Fungus, Grumble Be Gone Tablets, Lime Lozenge.

     Hoochie Coochies

     Symptoms: Breaking out in blue and green spots.

     Cures: Hoochie Coochie Tablets.

     Itchy Scratchies

     Symptoms: Itchy red lumps.

     Cures: Dried Prampet Leaves, Itchy Scratchy Cream.

     Jitters

     Symptoms: Hyperactivity, unable to sleep.

     Cures: Coleus Aromaticus, Fuzzy Pink Blanket, Potion of Containment, Puntec Extract.

     Kikoughela

     Symptoms: Sore throat, coughing fits.

     Cures: Kikoughela Drops, Kikoughela Syrup, Techo Fanatic Throat Drops.

     Lumps

     Symptoms: Itchy yellow lumps.

     Cures: Medicinal Mud Bath, Sandy Cream, Talon Root.

     Mild Cough

     Symptoms: A mild cough.

     Cures: Essence of Everlasting Apple.

     Neezles

     Symptoms: Red spots, not itchy.

     Cures: Dried Prampet Leaves, Neezles Jab.

     Neggitus

     Symptoms: Swelling of ears, dizziness.

     Cures: Lemon Lozenge, Neggitus Injection, Unguberry Elixir.

     NeoBlues

     Symptoms: Very sad, no interest in playing or eating or leaving their Neohome.

     Cures: Steaming Green Tea, Tasty Pie.

     Neoflu

     Symptoms: Not hungry, flushed, tired.

     Cures: NeoFlu Jelly Pills.

     Neogitus

     Symptoms: Sore and swollen gums, difficulty eating or drinking.

     Cures: Cherry Lozenge, Medicinal Toothbrush, Slimy Tree Bark.

     NeoMites

     Symptoms: Covered in small Petpetpets that make them itchy.

     Cures: NeoMites Injection, Soothing Stones, Warm Neomites Wrap.

     NeoMonia

     Symptoms: General sickness, tiredness, grumpiness.

     Cures: Dandelion Root, Medicinal Soap, Warm Green Blanket.

     NeoPhobia

     Symptoms: Irrational fear of leaving the house.

     Cures: Dried Mushrooms, Heated Blanket, Step Out Shoes.

     NeoPox

     Symptoms: Itchy red blotches – highly contagious.

     Cures: Dried Prampet Leaves, NeoPox Pizza, Spotted Blanket.

     NeoWarts

     Symptoms: Cauliflower like lumps throughout body.

     Cures: Jar of Crushed Palm Leaves, Neowart Fungus.

     Pollenitus

     Symptoms: Brought on by changing seasons – sneezing, water and itchy eyes, runny nose.

     Cures: Blueberry Lozenge, Crater Fruit Elixir, Powdered Green Tea, Soothing Eye Drops.

     Reptillioritus

     Symptoms: Brought on by a bite from a Reptillior – itchy and red near the bite sight, otherwise tired and not hungry.

     Cures: Cactopus Cream.

     Shaky Flakys

     Symptoms: Persistent trembling, dry skin.

     Cures: Clay and Leaf Paste, Shaky Flaky Cream.

     Shock-A-Lots

     Symptoms: Static fur.

     Cures: Khamette Concoction, Ultra Rubber Gloves.

     Sneezles

     Symptoms: Runny nose, persistent sneezing.

     Cures: Magic Cookie, Sneezle Powder.

     Spyder Bite

     Symptoms: Brought on by a bite from a Spyder – becomes phobic of Spyders.

     Cures: Spyder Juice Elixir, Voidberry Extract.

     Ugga-Ugga

     Symptoms: Sore throat, unable to talk.

     Cures: Gwontek Syrup, Peppermint Stomach Medicine, Shrimp Powder, Sporkle Syrup.

     Watery Eyes

     Symptoms: Well, watery eyes.

     Cures: Dried Orange Peels, Healing Gauze Pads, Onion Balm.

     

 
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