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my pet hates the petpet i bought them!


by sunshiba

 
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I Pulled the Lever of Doom 46 Times for Research
There is, upon the Virtupets Space Station, a robot hand. Well, first there is a lever, and then there is the pulling of the lever, and then there is the robot hand. What does it want, this swift robotic hand that brushes mine on its way to my wallet? It wants neopoints, yes, but more than that. It is the Lever of Doom, so they say. Me, I prefer to call it the Lever of Brilliance.

by catfan131

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Home at last
wooowww rude

by cyberpuppy33

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Arr! What are ye lookin´ at?
Yarr! I'm lookin´ some PIRATE entertainment!

by neopieceluffy

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Top 8 Most Random Avatars
Everyone is after the exclusive Avatar Collector’s avatar, thus most of Neopian have a very healthy competitive streak with each other. There are many types of avatar though today it is about random avatar and just like what random meant, completely random.

by xlorally



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