Can I NOT have a petpet?

by _clement_

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PPLease Be Kind To Petpets: Part Two
“Are you ready to….EAT?” the announcer called. “YES!!” the fans cheered back. “Alllllrighty then, I give you… the hungriest, the baddest, biggest mutant chia there’s ever been….FLOOOORG.”

by flowerpower446

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The Thing With Wings
“Can we consider him a member of the undead?” “Can we consider him a member of the undead?”

Cornelius Blunt glared at the white Zafara with wings on its back, wearing a brown coat, sitting out on the Sanatorium porch under the pouring rain. His fellow newly-hired nurse, a mummified Ruki in hospital garb with a somewhat defective tongue, shrugged, saying: “Wreeeaaah?”

by cherishtwilight

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16 Ways Neopets Helps You Master "Real-World" Skills
In honor of Neopets’ 16th birthday, we’ve compiled a list of 16 awesome aspects of Neopets.com that have taught us Neopians some useful things about the “real world,” as some like to call it. (Wait, what? There’s life outside of Neopets?)

Collaboration with hottendott

by a_ramsell

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Neopets Random Events
Did you ever wonder about those Random Events that pop-up on your screen sometimes? Learn more about them here!

by oliviagy

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