A Proverbial Nightmare: The Early Bird

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As Much As a Bori Can Take
He's the best....aro-o-ound!

by kudou

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A Guide for the Clueless Wannabe Kadoatie Feeder
It certainly doesn’t take long for them to get lonely in those cages, so of course, they need something that make them happy while waiting for their owner to return. That’s where you come in.

by blubblub317

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A Valentines Day I Will Never Forget
"I didn't know that you and the Techo Master were good friends. I always thought that you..." Kate began smugly, however a well placed glare from my left eye quickly silenced her.

by orginalcliche

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5 Steps for Success in Valentine Making
Welcome to the informational article about how to make your perfect valentine. We will cover this lesson in 565 easy steps! *Sees everyone start to walk away.* Wait, come back! How does five steps sound?

by hottamale0774

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