Words of Wisdom

by autotune

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A Kettle and a Cackle: Part Three
"Hey, you! Yeah, you, the Uni over there! Nice cheap paint job!" one of them shouted, and the others laughed...

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Top Ten Reasons Why Pet Rocks Rock!
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Goldrun: A Petpet Rescue! - Part One
"Hold it right there, ya darn'd trespassers."

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