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Issue: 248 | 14th day of Swimming, Y8 |
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Unhinged
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 The Health Food Crime
"We want to
make as much money as possible, and besides, I need to get rid of these organic
vegetables. They're already rotting, and I want them off my hands now!"
Also by mygoodguild
by zen_reina |
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 The Completely Brief Comprehensive History of Neopia
Please, everyone – read this now! Before you too meet an untimely fate at the center of the planet! Learn about the TRUE past of Neopia, before it's too late!
My research has brought me down to the core of this wholesome sphere, and it is here that I must tell you this information...
by simsman24000 |
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 The Unspeakable Truth About Dr. Sloth
As sad as it may seem, many of these misled individuals have their
reasons. I ventured to the Virtupets Space Station to see some of the arguments
given by some of Sloth's sickeningly loyal minions.
Also by virtualmetalclone
by jamesuk2 |
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