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No Regrets

“We received reports today that Neopians across the globe have been turning Grey,” Allan told his wife Ruth, one early spring night.

by 77thbigby
Lady Claret of Dunhall

There once was a lady of Dunhall, who had to put on a shawl, lace up her corset, and head for the banquet...

by precious_katuch14
Programming

Topsi just... didn't feel like himself. Something not helped by him not really knowing who or even what that actually was anymore.

by pikapi20
My Journey to Altador

As one of the Neopian Times reporters assigned to report on the void situation, I parked my wing chair strategically in the Council Chambers, near where the Faerie Queen had been standing.

by black_skull725
The Lost Treasure

“Why?”

The voice whispered towards the ground. A sad and lonely voice, on the edge of crying.

by rockyrobin2024

 
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Gourmet Guide: Sweet Summer Treats



Greetings, fellow food lovers! Tis I, Squire Sprinkle Spoon, a Chocolate Grarrl with a tooth sweeter than the Chocolate Ball itself. In this article, I’m inviting you into my Court of Confection to provide the inside scoop on gourmet treats that are sure to sweeten up your summer! For the uninitiated, the Gourmet Club is Neopia’s premiere eating establishment that celebrates the consumption of delicacies from all across Neopia — yes, even the depths of Moltara and the stars beyond Kreludor! Eating even a single selection from the list (AKA foods with rarities between 90 and 100) is enough to consider yourself eligible to join the club’s prospective membership list. However, to gain full membership (which comes with a shiny trophy for your lookup and bragging rights for all eternity), you’ll need to stuff yourself quite full. The current number to reach even an honorary membership badge is 1,255 unique meals; not for the faint of heart or the small-stomached! The list below is but a small sampling of selections, curated to satisfy your sweet tooth this summer as you work towards your membership. I’ve rated each one on a 1-5 scale based on sweetness level, novelty, rarity, and of course, how delicious it is! So what are we waiting for?



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