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	How The Drenched Came To Be: Part One "I will be banished because of this 'blessing.' This is no blessing for me, it's an awful curse! You've never had the weight of Maraqua on your shoulders..." by ewagon
	A Confusing Conglomeration: Part One Rocky finally glanced up and noticed the box. "What's that?" he asked, trying to untangle his two pairs of feet to stand up... by appaloosa500
	Return of the Double Agent: Part One The shady blue Zafara walked through the corridors of Meridell Castle, drawing her hood over her eyes. Every time a guard would stop her and ask what she was doing there, she would produce a written letter with the seal of King Skarl on it... Also by shadowcristal by precious_katuch14
	Fulfilling Illusen's Quest: Part One "Hey Jacqueline, can I please go Meridell?" he asked suddenly, straightening up and brushing stray cookie crumbs off his clothes. Oops. He just remembered- by grapesourhorse

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Gross: A Closer Look

The label Gross Foods may be misleading. Many of these foods will not gross out many Neopians. There are other foods that are on the same level or worse than many Gross Foods. Parts on a Pizza, for example, is much grosser than a Chocolate Duck Rump but perhaps on the same level as a Brain Kebab, and that is a Spooky Food. Here is my take on Gross Foods...

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Eclipse of the Heart: Seeking the Blades
Calabrus traveled everywhere, from the watery depths of Maraqua to the inside of the fiery volcano. No matter how long she looked, she could not find it...

by masked_outlaw14

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Just a Bowl
"I'm sick of these stupid lessons," Aleia grumbled. "So I'll go somewhere where I don't have to learn them. Somewhere where nobody can ever find me."

by dooter101

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How I Won the Test Your Strength Jackpot!
At the time of this essay, the Test Your Strength jackpot was hovering just over the 600 million neopoint mark. What is it going to take someone to win this jackpot?

by grjocu777

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Are You Tired of Having a Shop That's ALWAYS Full?
If you follow my instructions, not only will you sell an item or 2, you will probably sell out COMPLETELY! No longer will your shop go MONTHS without selling a thing!

by kt2kool109

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Something Has Happened!
Xarkac found some broken ice...

by ravenatore

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The (Mis)Adventures of Gore
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