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Issue: 207 | 9th day of Gathering, Y7

Comics

	Zen Litterbox Enlightenment is like the entirety of Kreludor, reflected in the eye of a meepit. by ickessler
	Kawaii - Something has Happened! Ouch. by crow213
	Neolemonade The ray is fired... Art by meganium94 by pokemon_lunatic
	The Count is Sleeping... ... you think it unwise to disturb him. by lauren_nina613
	Freezing... You're kidding, right? by ssjelitegirl
	Split Second Snicker: Revengeful Water I'll paint you any color! by plushie_patches
	Oh So Strange There's an Acara eating buzzer next to you.... by adventure_girl23
	Mashed Potatoes Alas, poor fork... by third_potato
	A Different Kind of Crazy Never underestimate invisible pets... by wind_kitten
	Unnecessary Nonsense Shake, Shake, Shake.... KABOOM!!! by nightychao172
	Crack Shot Never trust any Talinia lookalikes. by clep_web
	Petpet Ownerowner A little too much junk at the Money Tree these days... by magnoliaprincess
	The History of Grundo Independence Day Still remember why we celebrate Grundo Independence Day? by shibi_diddy
	Neopian Circumstances Eeee!! by nefily
	Neopups The Haunted Woods is a no fly zone for ghost neopets. by wicked_dragonite
	Neopia Over Used O_o by hyper_n_confused
	Bad Carma Why can't a Bori do this in the Tomb? by armadi
	Neopian Neophyte What can I say? Jelly is tasty! ;) by leedom111
	The Problem With Hasee Bounce Why some pets just won't play Hasee Bounce.... Art by Hallonglass by wildbluesun
	Powder Sorry, but we are sold out of everything. by xxstreamfaeriexx
	The Fuzzy Pirate Yum.....squeaky.... by hamtarossmallworld
	Pint-Sized Gilke finally loses grip on reality... by lachtaube
	Follow the Leader! Yum!! Slorg slime!!!! by ejwarrior08
	Ode to Summer No grundos were harmed in the making of this comic. :) by mischief3
	Driving me nuts You had to ask... by plaquenil
	Island Babe and Friends: Snowager What's taking so long? by syas82301
	Splodge My very own paintbrush! by scribble
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Puh-leeze! by kittylin
	No Way Out MY PETPET?! by cmann10
	Frootii's Fiery Fun Wow! I look SO cool now! by jazzyshizzle
	The other scourge of the seas Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts! by psykhaotic

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Definitely Deserted?

I, Gracie the Grarrl, am reporting to you live from the Lost City of Geraptiku. You have probably already heard about this exciting discovery because it is the biggest news since Brucey B and the Lost Coin, but for those that have been living underneath their pet Rock for the last few weeks...

Other Stories

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To Distant Lands
"I told you this was a bad idea," hissed Jen, her eyes narrowed at her silver friend, who looked markedly uncomfortable...

by yatomiyuka

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The Ballad of the Tears
'Where are we?' asked Miyoka, rubbing her eyes. The sun was bright and shining, and there wasn't a single cloud in the crisp blue sky...

by evanescent_pudding

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Before Falling Asleep...
The old classic: count babaas. One babaa, two, three, fou--Ok, you've just had a pillow shoved in your mouth by your awakened (and obviously, irritable) roommate.

by puppy200010

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Selling Strategies: the Science of Pressing "Sell"
Have you ever heard a phrase of something to the sort saying “There’s more than one way to do things?” I’m sure you have. And selling in the stock market is no different.

by nyyankeesfan72

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Never Trust A Chicken Man: Part Four
"Bo, the reason we aren't there yet is that we are not going to get there! Remember? You pressed the big red button, and now we're soaring randomly through the universe!"

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by chocolateisamust

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BOOM!: Part Three
As we made our way out of the classroom and pushed our way through the stream of students heading in every direction, I began telling her the plan. "It all has to do with a bit of sabotage," I whispered...

by blubblub317

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