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Blake and Sarah – Secret Agent Lupes

"He wouldn't believe my plan to go stop what's going to happen in the future..."

by haku2049
Neon Snowman

Last Tuesday I found a neon snowman in my back garden. He was a largely broken thing, obviously discarded...

by puffpastry654
The Uncool Life of Akats

Who cares about some silly job? An Orange Kyrii, privileged as he is, shouldn't have to get a job. That's what owners are for...

by champ100543
The Foster Pet

"WHY would I be excited about some weird Neopet staying in our home?" Twyla cried...

by respect19
Turn Back Time

He groaned and pulled his pillow over his head. "Jaraiya!" Olivia called again. "If I have to yell one more time..."

by maltese51191
The Adventures of Sysill Magnat: Quest For Boochi

"Preparing for what?" she asked, wishing she could simply enjoy the sunny day, rather than have to worry about what tricks Sysill might have up his sleeve...

by lizzex8
I'm Sorry

The young Korbat stared up at his father with large, frightened eyes. "I'm sorry, Daddy..."

by mithril_mithrandir
Greed Is Just An Illusion

Business was failing. She knew it was only a matter of time before her glade was just a memory...

by misshatelove
Our Way

"I was wondering if I could adopt a pet," the girl in front of her said. "Um. You know..."

by rainbow_mist_wave
The Happiness Faerie's Tea Party

"To friendship!" decreed the Happiness Faerie, and the others echoed the toast...

by mamasimios
Techo Mountain

The rain began to pour down, completely drenching Falaren to the skin. It seemed like the world was dumping its sorrows upon him...

by reegzta260
 
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"The Uncool Life of Akats" by champ100543
Who cares about some silly job? An Orange Kyrii, privileged as he is, shouldn't have to get a job. That's what owners are for. "So... you're all going to get a job!" Chair finishes, clapping her hands together in excitement. From the look on his uncool face you can tell that Suni is really happy about this, but he tries to hide it with only a slight nod of acknowledgement. Sedgee starts to squeal happily, but one look at my revolted expression sure shuts her up fast...




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From Princess to Pirate: Part Four
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The Half-Time Show
Somebody hand me some ear plugs!

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You're Fired!
...meanwhile at the Employment Agency...

Concept by parpsie92

by taz_241590




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