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"Rillien the Terrible Dancer" by rkbear
Crown Prince Rillien of Mini Glen, prince, warrior, and a terrible dancer. Ugh, dancing, what could dancing possibly do to make him a better ruler? He had never once seen his father dance before in his life! His father was a wonderful, kind, fair king and the kingdom was happy under his rule. So why did he have to learn to be a good dancer?
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