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 | Janet and Jane: The Case of the Targeted Heiress: Part OneHow long could it possibly take for Natia to finish a game of Dice-a-Roo? She must have really liked that game to play it for thirty minutes straight. I could barely play it for thirty seconds. Just rolling dice was too simple for me. It requires no skill at all. I rather preferred puzzles. Which was precisely why Jane, Natia, and I were here.
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"A Trip to the Tomb" by aprildewdrops
It was a cold summer night, all the people on Mystery Island had gone to bed. There were but two people awake on the island, an old Nimmo keeping an eye on the Rock Pool, and the Island Mystic. Or so they thought. As the rain gently poured down on sleeping island a silent figure rode ashore and docked his boat. He was covered in black clothes and a hood, leaving himself unrecognizable to anyone who saw it.
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 Tales From Elysian Fields: Neopian Appetites
You’re entering a world as real as you make it out to be; there are no limitations to the possible inputs and outputs. But unlike an equation, you can’t chart relics of a time yet to come — an opening into the dark matter before us. Free from the shackles of reality, you are about to take a walk in Elysian Fields.
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 Fast Guide to the Turtum Avatar
This guide is all about earning that elusive Turtum avatar from Ultimate Bulls-Eye II! Much like the game itself, this guide is short and sweet. It’s designed to help you earn the avatar in no time at all and quite painlessly too!
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