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The Mysterious Case of the Missing Skeith: Part One

It was a sluggish spring night, the kind that made your skin start to prickle and your mind dream of rain. In the distance, a brown Cybunny walked nervously down the sidewalk before pausing in front of a shabby address.

Also by fuliguline

by creambiskit

Ballad of the Faerie's Champion: Esteem - Part One

The dull impact of a wooden practice sword on the straw stuffed practice dummy was the only sound in the normally bustling practice yard of Brightvale Castle.

by shinkoryu14
 
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"Righting the Moral Order of the Universe" by oseyeris
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing. Let me start...




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The Abandonment Crisis
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Reasons to Speed-Train into the Secret Ninja School
Do you think the Secret Ninja School is only for super strong pets and it's too early for you to think about it? Well, that's not true.

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The Best Way to use Food from Dailies
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A to Z: Oxymorons
Curlier, you are such an Oxymoron.

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