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A Week in the Life of a Junior Defender: Part One

The Defenders stationed in the Haunted Woods were noticing a large inflow of pets deeper into the woods, where they would simply vanish. It was beginning to happen so often that the Defenders had started sending out the raw recruits.

by rachelindea
The Travels of a Would-Be Knight: Part One

One of the reasons most Neopians preferred the new portal system over sailing for traveling, Roxias decided, was that if they just transported themselves to another land they wouldn't have to worry about turning into petsicles while traveling during the winter.

by daniecelpines
 
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"The Hunter" by spotlightstarzafara
"You have the right to remain silent, Balthazar," one of the Chia cops said. The blue Lupe growled darkly, struggling and fiercely thrashing against the invisible binds. He leveled the Chias with a death glare that threatened to end him, his cop buddy, and all of his posterity. "You have the right to growl," the Chia...




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The Hunter
"You have the right to remain silent, Balthazar," one of the Chia cops said.

The blue Lupe growled darkly...

by spotlightstarzafara


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Highest Standards
Have you ever wondered how Kelp maintains its impeccable reputation?

by epicgiggle

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20 Must Haves For Winter
Winter means a lot of things for different Neopians, but if you enjoy dressing up your pets it probably means a lot of chances to create fun wintery customizations.

Also by silly_mistake

by star138


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5 Tips to Key Quest Domination
In order to be a high roller and get the chance to win map pieces and paint brushes, you need to learn how to play strategically.

by kspare2

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Use Your Imagination
What's tasty, fluffy, and does twelve hit points of damage?

by shadowstrand

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How Nifty
Not so secret fear!

by kirimiso



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