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Keep Your Friends Close, Your Anemones Closer: Part One

There was, I felt, an inherent design flaw in aquatic – terrestrial correspondence through Neomail.

by horripilated
Domination: Part One

"Rotten old tyrant..." I spat, scowling at my captors.

by akahakkou
 
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"The Metal Box of DOOM!" by 7splat52
It's really, really creepy how your SDB enlarges to fit the items you chuck in. I mean, really, have you ever heard of a growing box? I was once trapped in my owner's SDB. I am so lucky that we clean it out every couple months, but it really was petrifying. *shudders* Now I'm using big words. *counts* I must have used, like, TWO words that had more than three syllables! My...




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A Smuggler's Business
Jagged saw the world and was quick to bring back souvenirs from his adventures.

Souvenirs, of course, being smuggled treasures.

by dragonstorm_75


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The Poogle Apprentice
He is the Poogle Apprentice. He can perform only two spells, but they are all that is needed: a shrinking spell and a simple teleportation spell.

by crazymomskid1

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5 Common Uses of Your Gallery
I can help you to decide what to do with your gallery.

by charmedex

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10 Books Under 10k
In a world of dazzling customization options, sparkling trinkets, and gorgeous pets with the IQ of an ummagine, I'd like to propose something radically different.

by carrieantonia

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sanity ltd
... I... I really have nothing to say about this one. o__o

by thunderlight314

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Accident Prone
Squeaky clean.

by hauntedbywonderland



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