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A Roo-yal Expedition: Part One

"You mean to tell me," he said, "that out of this whole kingdom, not one pet wanted to go on the expedition?"

by maltese51191
Stranded!: Part One

It all started when the Neopian Lottery's jackpot shot up to an amazing sum of twenty million neopoints...

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by matilda_39

 
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"Scable Runes - Truths for the Liar" by weaponstar
Why? Why must they always ask why? 'How'. I could write you a book about how. 'When' is really not important, not unless you like to dig things out of the ground and then stick labels on them. And if you are one of those diggy people, can I borrow your spade? My ship's buried in a hill, see. No? Oh, you don't have a spade...




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It's a Hard Life Being Evil
That all changed when my owner stumbled across that secret laboratory.

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The First Game
"Nice try, Princess," he called her bluff, flipping over her cards and revealing two sixes and an eight. She was easy to read.

by platnum_king_dragon

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Be A Star
A guide to help you become both a better writer and to get the Neopian Times avatar.

by cheeseworld101

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Guide to Neo-Niceness
There is some confusion as to how to be nice on Neo.

by tj_wagner

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Lonely?
Because everyone needs a friend. Or several dozen.

by aiko_love_shine

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Prince Of Fools: The Haggle Master
Neolodge haggling 101, with your teacher, Sabrecaid the Clueless

by moonlightfear



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