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Kadoatery Khronicles: Part One

"Look! There's the Kadoatery! Doesn't it look nice?" Ciasa said loudly as she stopped in front of the building. The Kadoatie didn't quite think so...

by dpickle26
The Sleeping King: Part One

Beware of King Turmaculus; all he does is sleep and eat... petpets.

by 222kitti_kat
Sunshine and the Sphere: Part One

It was some time after midnight. Rae knew that if he got caught coming home at this hour, and in this state, he'd be grounded for the rest of his life...

by punctuation_ninja
 
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"Kidnapped" by jinnie77park
She gagged on the Hot Chocolate she was drinking and spit it on the floor dangerously close to my feet. I giggled under my breath and took my stuff. I looked around me once outside. Faerieland really was a wonderful place, you know. That is, until somebody grabbed me from behind and everything blacked out...




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CrazyComix: Oh Brother...
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