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Running Faster than Destiny: Part One

"I don't have a chance against her. She must have a million trophies by now, but all I want is one. Why can't she just sit out one race so that I could win?"

by tj_wagner
Dark Friend: Part One

They almost felt as if they were teleporting to an entirely different land. At the fair, there were balloons, clowns, booths of all kinds, and lots of people having fun and licking ice cream cones...

by petfriendamy
 
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"Easy as 'Pyramid Pot'" by literalluau
She watched the lump of clay go around and around, hypnotized by it. She whispered to the clay, "Please become a Qasalan Tea Pot. Oh, please, become a Qasalan Tea Pot. I will give you a nice red-brown body and a lovely gold lid. Just please work with me and be a Qasalan Tea Pot..."




Other Stories


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The Search for the Fish Doughnutfruit
A chuckle sounded from nearby, and a rotund purple creature came rustling out of the trees. "Woogy," it giggled. "C'mon, c'mon!"

by lara_croft14

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Petpet Panic
Plop! A Faerie Peo glides down right in front of you as you go shopping for a Petpet. So of course, you look around for an owner. When you don't find any...

by kotahkue

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An Interview with the Great Doctor Sloth
With only the slightest hesitation I knocked on the door. After a few minutes it hissed and slid open. I entered cautiously- after all, one does not approach the boss unless one has a very good reason to...

by azellica

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"Vote", and Other Useful Beauty Contest Terms
If you expect yourself to be a well-seasoned Beauty Contester, then the most important thing you can learn is the lingo of the Beauty Contest Board.

by queen_starshine

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Random Something
The tables have turned...

by silvermare200

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Bed Bounce Royalty
Those pesky faeries better not let Queen Fyora find out what they're up to. ;)

by silver_taurus



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