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The Mysterious Affair at Gremble Arms

In the events surrounding the Guild of Explorers’ 22nd Annual Awards Ceremony and Gala, y28, Neovia.

by tamia_silverwing
 
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So You've Never Played the Altador Cup Before...



Altador Cup Returns 2026 As you have probably already heard, Altador Cup is approaching! This is not a drill! I repeat, this is NOT A DRILL! But if you're anything like me, maybe, possibly, you've never really participated before and are wondering how you could start. Well, fret not! We can figure this out together. I know there are many of you out there (don't deny it) that, despite being long-time Neopets players, have never really done Altador Cup before. And that's okay! This article is for YOU. Yes, you! Maybe you've taken a pretty long break from Neopia and missed several tournaments and are no doubt wondering what's new. Maybe you've heard veteran players passionately defend their teams without really understanding why. Maybe the idea of it all just felt like too much. Or maybe, like me, you've simply never participated before. Well, whatever the case may be, I have some good news for you. This is a GREAT year to begin. The Excitement Starts Early! Unlike previous years, the festivities begin before the first whistle blows. Beginning June 22nd, the Press Tour returns, complete with daily trivia questions. Not only is this a fun way to brush up on your Altador...



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