teh 1337est n00zpaper

Circulation: 196,228,680

Issue: 900 | 1st day of Hunting, Y22

Comics

	Dr Sloth Worth it! Also by acespades1 by o_babypet4me_o
	Celebrating 900 issues! Weewood never miss a celebration of the 900th issue! by oomp
	Head in the Clouds: Issue 900 That's WAY too obvious... by yoshisislandbandit
	Team Work Teamwork makes the dream work! by rafa_potter
	Slow News Day Can you spot the hidden 900? :) concept by ciarza & art by riss_chan by riss_chan
	He's just standing there... menacingly! Almost pulled a sneaky on ya... Art by glittery4u by 1337_masta
	Neopian Times Through the Years The Neopian Times really has come a long way! Art by _frostmourn by realidade
	Neopian Editor Troubles 900 Trouble rolls around every 100 issues! by andypopo
	900th Neopian Times Celebration Crossword Puzzle Crossword about the colours of our famous NT mascot, the WeeWoo for issue #900 by xlorally
	Wee-woo-d! After 900 issues of the Neopian Times, has it all just been an evil Dr. Sloth scheme? by _espy_
	Just Another Day Happy 900, everyone! by miacirclegirl
	900 Issues & Counting! I mean you wanted 900 right? Also by kimmyfied and latrellstephen by depraving
	Perspective Matters! Different points of view... Collab with Rockysmom by geneames1
	Special Edition Delivers Leg Day Seriously?Art by tifnkittygrundler! by kaddisti
	Time's Change A comic to to celebrate the changes Neopets has gone through over the years! by rukhmar
	Secrets of a Delivery Weewoo One Weewoo's expert tips on how to get published in the Neopian Times! by pikcel
	Objects seen from the Virtupets Space Station Neopet made structures that can be seen from the Virtupets Space Station Collaboration with zeacade by starscreamer54
	Distracted Neopets User Meme Hey what are you looking at! by secant
	Sound the Alarm! Do you hear sirens? collab with devotedly by steve_km
	White Weewoo gets a special order Wait... how many? by sirrusty2000
	Where there's a Weewoo there's a way! Congrats on 900, lets hit 1000! (ps. isn't the weewoo the best Petpet?) by communicable
	The Floating Islanders - NT 900 You'd have a different conception of time too if your planet was 22 Years Old... by yankeesrule244444456
	(IN)SANE - #900 900? No way! by rocksockgirl95
	Neopian Manopoly Well, what're you going to do? by heartswold
	The Big Issue It's not just big, it's huge! Also by xxcrayzylilboyxx by roxanna203
	Just Cake #17 Dang it, Nick! by flameshard
	Chaos Causers: Issue 900 Special Virtupets technology sure is crazy! by huntercn
	Creative Solutions for Not-So-Creative Neopians Creativity comes in many forms... by cloudypoogle
	Breaking News! Your resource for the best news coverage across Neopia. Happy 900th issue! by saintsalmon
	Forgetful Follies I never remember anything! by focalin_xr
	Boogie Time Pretty pleeeeeeeeeeeease? by cherokee165
	It's that time of the year... It's starting! by redturtlegirl12345
	Desert Dessert! Chocolate petpets shouldn't take vacations here... by xxautumnxx
	Symbiotic What? I have a big family! idea by scraplets by siqu

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

"900 Weewoos Over Neopia" by platinum_marauder
Countless shining stars light up the night sky over Neopia Central. If any were awake at this hour they could look up into this mesmerizing sea of diamonds above, smile, and ponder the brilliance of the universe. Though the stars were breathtaking, there was another reason that this night was one to be remembered. For tomorrow when dawn comes, Neopians throughout the lands...

Other Stories

---------

900 Weewoos Over Neopia
Authors Note: Thank you to all of the wonderful members of TNT and all who have submitted to the Neopian Times throughout the years for getting us this far! Happy Issue 900! We all look forward to 900 more! I would like to dedicate this story to everyone who made this issue a reality!

by platinum_marauder

---------

The Lonely Kadoatie
Sure, some Kadoaties have expensive tastes, which can come as a surprise, but Mew was different. There’s no item listed underneath her cage at all; there’s nothing she seems to want.Also by noitalletsnoc

by neon3002

---------

The 9 Worst Places to Host Your 900th Edition Party
You let time slip away from you again, didn’t you? The 900th edition of the Neopian Times is here, and you haven’t planned a thingCollaborated with bha288

by drobss

---------

The Lockdown Lookback – A Guide
Musings, Tips and Observations for the returning player during the pandemic

by epode

---------

The River that Flows Eternal
Jahbal stood on the balcony of his fortress, his gaze sweeping the snowstorm. Ice and snow were all that the Two Rings knew, here on this high peak. But there was no better place from which to survey his domain.

by movie138music

---------

~The Golden Quill~
Deep in the snowy terrain of Terror Mountain, there is a small house. It is constantly covered in snow, and stands firm up against the constant barrage of winter that the mountain thrusts upon it...

by mystify

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.