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Play with Clay

Well, they could make pottery with it....

Also by tizzlestix

by msjanny

Trouble in Paradise: Comic

Who doesn't love puns?

by chasing_stars44
Scroll Of The Wise: Part 4

"This has been a public service announcement."

by fourin
Dieter: The Hungry Polarchuck

We all know him from Snowmuncher: Dieter the polarchuck. But what happens if he eats to fast?

Also by strandbikini

by kuschelalarm

Eclectic Antics: Hoarders Edition

Remember to clean out your safety deposit box regularly! (Please.)

by amarettoball
What Happens When Pirates Are Bored

Apparently, Captain Scarblade and his crew have too much free time...

by teamchao466
Spooky Petpets Are Not For Everyone!

Some pets just don't love spooky little friends.

by sara1elo
Ink: As Black as Ink - Part 3

It's not the National Neopian bank, it's just some shop in a weird mushroom shaped building.

by june_scarlet
An Odd Conversation

With age comes wisdom...well.... sometimes.

by dizziedino
Neopets' Logic

That makes sense...

Also by tarake_7_7_7

by stephsie

The Damage Of Trudy's Surprise!

There Goes My Bottle Of Sand...

by mustikeuh121
Oopsy Daisy!

Petpets and potions might not be such a good combination.

by _clement_
Perspective

That's all?!

by emeny_neo
Fruit Lupe

It's healthy! Right?

by aisha_painter119
Normal is Boring

Meet the Family!

by alexatina
Beauty Stinks!

Read the label.

by cherokee165
Pirate Problems - One Size Fits ... Most?

Um, maybe you should upgrade?

by squawkies
The Joy of Being a Labrat

Nooooo!

Also by horsecrazyirishgirl

by kadfisch

Outings With Grandma

Adventures in Neopia with Grandma Mynci

by underlye
Faerie Droppings - Soup

Nooooo!

by applefaerie99
Dull Battle Quills

The pie always goes first.

by tulituli9025
Anniversary - Part 5

Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place.

by caylista
Reason Behind The Name

It all makes sense now

Also by wowlame

by roxanna203

The Adventures of Kad and Drooly: Part 1

This may have been a mistake.

by iciclefaerie05
Neocity

They're just so lifelike, sometimes...

by wiley1080
Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Outtake

Those reflexes need work.

Also by bha288.

by mandypandy667

A Spooky Halloween: Part 3

Safety first!

by ghostkomorichu
Blossoms~ Retry End

In the dead of the night...

by twillieblossom
 
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"The Korbats in the Pumpkin Patch" by jade_ceres
Asmundar was a clever little Eyrie, but there was one thing that he just couldn’t figure out tonight, and it had been bugging him and bugging him. He couldn’t get the Korbat face on his pumpkin just right. He had spent hours and hours using his claw on every pumpkin in his owner’s pumpkin patch, but he was a perfectionist and something just wasn’t right. There was pieces of carved pumpkin stuck under his claws and he was beginning to get frustrated. He had been wanting to win his neighbourhood’s pumpkin carving contest for years and years, but he would never win with one of these lifeless-looking drawings he’d just done. There was a Xweetok who always won every year and always looked so smug afterward and he just had to beat him this year. He had to. As he was finishing up his newest non-masterpiece, deciding to give up because the wings weren’t right, just like the tail wasn’t right on the last one and the teeth on the one before that, a Korbat happened to fly by, his wings flashing fast in the sky.




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Loyalty Lives
Dalibor was on escort duty. The shadow Peophin was an up-and-coming solider in the kingdom of Psellio. He did not complain. He was honored to serve the royal family: King Anselm, Queen Adaeze and Princess Valenchesa. Whatever his orders, he obeyed without question.

by 77thbigby

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Training School Friends
I made sure my hair was centered and my dress was not wrinkled too much. I wanted to make a good impression on my first day at the training school, so that I might make a friend. I stood there in silence in front of the whole room, while they looked at me.

by sparkleeze

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A Snowball Affect
Many times I wonder, if I could, how would I get my offline friends to become Neopians? Many people of my age and around it believe that Neopets is a site only for children! Yes this is true, while the demographic is children, there are many adults, college students, and older teenagers who make up most of the user database. With that stipulation gone, your friend might be more inclined to listen and learn more about the wonders of Neopia! I will talk about some of the things and perks of the site that new users might be interested in.

by emo_angel48

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Neohow: To Become a Great Artist
So you want to become an artist? That’s understandable, you’re probably reading this because the title drew you in? Ha-ha... Get it?! *shakes head* Ok never mind... Anyway before you become the next big thing like Pablo De’ Kiko there are a few things you should know about the arts.

by alienspacefairy

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Fire-Born: Part Four
Fyora flew to a different part of the castle, and Vineti the Chocolate Aisha turned to the guard Aaron. “Right this way, miss,” he said, walking in front of her. She followed him down a long hallway with many doors, finally stopping in front of a gilded set of double doors, smaller than those in the main hall but still impressive. He opened one of them for her. “These are the guest quarters. I’ll be right outside if you need anything.”

by goodsigns

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A Queen's Ascension - Justice: Part Five
Frezon had to admit, he was surprised by what Sankara had suggested. It was now almost a week since his coronation, and Vyssa and Tomos’ escape (with no news of the two of them) and he had to say he was enjoying kingship. Everyone bowed down to him, obeyed his every whim and treated him like the powerful individual he was.

by dudeiloled



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