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	Blossoms~ Retry Part 8 We shared groceries, so the next step is to share friendship. by twillieblossom
	Laginator 3000 Dr. Sloth thinks through his plans very carefully. Also by priscent by msjanny
	Trouble in Paradise: Random Events This is why you only get to press it once a day. by chasing_stars44
	Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 3 Probably couldn't have carried those anyway. Also by bha288. by mandypandy667
	The Rickety Ship: Q1 sheeeww by dimartedi
	Welcome to the Family?: Part 1 You know the old saying, "don't judge a book by its cover"? It's good advice. by amarettoball
	Apples All this for an apple? by fourin
	Aisha Soup: Pirate Plans Shouldn't you be out doing pirate stuff or something? by the_shii
	Mispronunciations of Neopia: Pteri What's a pea tree? Idea from lennekegirl123 by table
	Dandilion Tails in 'Screams of the Vegetables' Why would you need a loc- oh my Fyora. by dandilion_crucifix
	How Yooyus Spend the Off-Season! Heheheh... Also by kbbob by sarah2396
	Delicious Cupcake? Hmmm, I wonder... by praline01
	The Problems of Avatars #2 That's not how this works... Also by alexise1998 by chromeninja
	You Missed! BULLSEYE? by editorial
	Culinary Confusion It's obvi-wait a sec... Also by azienskieth by roxanna203
	Can I have a petpet? Sometimes finding the perfect petpet can be tricky. by _clement_
	Poogles & Giggles #5 I didn't touch one, I swear! by lizzbear_
	Vegeterrible - Part 1 Everyday struggles of being a fruit/veggie chia by pirate_11
	Stay Strong with Team Brawn: A New Moon CRASH. Ewww... Also by Tex707 by alexise1998
	At the Battledome: vs Space Faerie - Part 1 Get ready for a slumber party by winner19955

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"Downtime With Dr. Sloth" by vanillafilth
Being an almighty overlord all the time understandably gets tiring. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't throw away my boundless power for anything, but even creatures of my high stature need time off. Today was just such a day. I found myself craving some quality Sloth time, outside of the confines of the Virtupets station. Even in my leisure time, there's always work to be done. Today's list entails picking up my dry cleaning, going grocery shopping, and picking up some pet supplies for Roger, my precious, obedient little ultra Pinceron. Quite the labor intensive day this is looking to be, but what kind of ruler would I be could I not best these simple tasks?

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Mission KatFL
OPEN: KSSMO history files
OPEN: file no. 23-543-12, file name: mission records
OPEN: subfile no. 12, subfile name: closed missions
OPEN: mission name: KatFL, mission status: FAILED
VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222
VIEW: subfile C: description of the failed mission KatFL, taken via dictation, ver batim, from those involved
BEGIN TRANSMISSION:

by theschizophrenicpunk

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For the Love of Yooyuball
The sun beat down from a clear blue sky, not a cloud in sight. Not a breath of air, either. It was the first game of the day and Delma was already sweating. She felt like she would melt into a puddle. She was thankful that games of Yooyuball only lasted three minutes.

by 77thbigby

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Dubloons - An All Time Low!
Greetings fellow Dubloon buyers and sellers of Neopia! During your busy buying and selling lives here on Neopets have you noticed a significant decrease in the price of dubloons? I'm almost postive you have, though this issue may have faded into the back of your mind.

by kimi10552

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Autumnal: Top Five Autumn Items Guide - Wigs
Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy

by sosunub

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Begin Again: Part One
The green Draik breaks through the forest, leaping out from between two trees. She dashes down the slope, long wings billowing up from the wind of her dash. She runs on all fours, having the lithe limbs to do so. Her small backpack bounces with every step.

Art by ellbot1998

by ellbot1998

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The Trouble with Tridents: Part Two
Firi found it quite amusing to watch her friend manically searching the surrounding area. His long Draik tail twitching as he swam from place to place, and his big Draik ears reacting to every sound he heard. It was not the first time Sei had lost his trident (and probably not the last), but he always panicked and was always going on about the dangers of a lost trident.

Also by scherwoodz

by winterdreary

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