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Let's Dance!

That's just not how this works.

by wokitana
Blossoms~ Retry Part 7

I suspect it's those mood swings of his. ... He still has those, right?

by twillieblossom
Edible Escapades: Part Four

Don't judge a treat by its shell.

Also by priscent

by msjanny

Empty Bellies, Empty Pockets: Part 2

I’ll pay him to stop singing.

Also by bha288

by mandypandy667

Playing Favorites

Don't try to deny having a "favorite pet". It's pretty obvious.

by amarettoball
Coconut Shy

Try again?

by fourin
Squawk-ward!

How embarrassing D:

by _clement_
Timing is Everything

*sigh* It really is.

Also by blue_star_51

by new_perspective

Aisha Soup: Wig Out!

Toupee or not toupee?

by the_shii
Dinner with the Scarlets: Wearable Woes

Tired of sad Grey ‘pets? Time to turn that frown upside down!

by june_scarlet
The Zaf Girls

Good trick.

by thesovietivan
Make It Stop!

The woes of a mewbie.

Idea by lifeguard1993

by aupins

Sloppily Colored Funstuffs

The only time Karow shows emotion.

by thesevenwonders
Baby Hair

Don't play hide-n-seek with a baby Jubjub ;(

by cardinally
Avatar Pet Problems

Please no more popcorn!

by aynathie
The Not So Dangerous Fall

Sometimes in the light of danger, logic tends to fly out the window.

by roxanna203
Count Ariathia

Well... That's not what you want.

by moonlitennight
Don't Be Lazy, My Friends!

Always do your work! Otherwise it won't be done the way you expected...

Also by strandbikini

by kuschelalarm

Stay Strong with Team Brawn: Random Events

It could always be worse...

Tex707

by alexise1998

Avatar Madness

Um... I may need some help.

by mustikeuh121
 
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Gifts for Draik
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When a Neopet species day is coming up, do you always wonder what gift to get?What do you get for the one that`s crazy about Kougras, or loves Lupes, or think Acaras are amazing? Now that Draik day is upon us, I have put together this article to help you find a great gift for your Neofriends that adore Draiks. Whatever your friends interests or personality, you are sure to find the perfect present for them within this list. There are gifts for the booklover, the battler, the gardener and the collector! Grab yourself a Draik Lollypop and let`s dive in!



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Mystery Island Mayhem
After searching through the lost city of Geraptiku for nearly three hours straight, dodging arrows and venomous petpets, Apsy was more than tired, especially since she and her brother Sky also had to baby-sit their friend Tintilla the Darigan Gelert and her pet Zomutt Nanna that day, for Tintilla was more than crazy – she was always hyper, and, no matter what Apsy or Sky said, Tintilla refused to listen.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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A Dazzling Draik's Dilemma
Flor continued to grumble as the three ventured through summery scenes. Eventually they reached the Trading Post. "I'm parched!" whined Flor. "I need something, anything to drink!" Then she spotted the Pink Draik Morphing Potion. She grabbed the glass bottle and chugged it. Christine and Nadaba gazed at her in horror. "Flor," started Christine incredulously, "did you even pay attention to what you just drank?"

by _brainchild_

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Gifts for Draik Fans
When a certain Neopet species pet day is coming up, do you always wonder what gift to get your NeoFriend? What do you get for the one that`s crazy about Kougras, or loves Lupes, or think Acaras are amazing? Now that Draik day is upon us, I have put together this article to help you find a great gift for your NeoFriends that adore Draiks.

by aleu1986

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Uncover the Mystery: Mystery Island in a Weekend
Summer is coming to an end, but before getting school starts up again why not take on more long weekend getaway? Peak touring season is over in Mystery Island so now is the best time to go, prices are low and so are the crowds! Here is a comprehensive guide to getting there, back, and everything to do in between to get the most out of your last hurrah.

by tkprtyrhd

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A Stranger Tale of Goldrun: Part Four
“Ellie!” Desert Flower said. “We’ve been waiting to speak with you.” “About a shaman, yes?” Ellie said. “Victor's already told me. But I'm afraid we’ve seen no Boris by that description. We’ll keep our eyes out, of course, but we have bigger fish to fry at the moment, Desert Flower.”

by herdygerdy

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Through the Woods: Part Two
Kanrik and Jazan had been walking for quite a while, the two waving their torches around for better light. All they saw were endless trees and bushes, with the occasional petpet hopping past. Other than that, the place felt eerily abandoned; the silence only disturbed by the sounds of leaves and their footsteps.

by melina322



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