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Headlines "The Pirate King Files: A Defender's Mission" by ezel68 "Stop that thief!" A blue Shoyru was hurriedly flying away, tightly clutching a handbag and heavily breathing. On the ground, far behind him, was an elderly Ogrin who was angrily shaking her trembling fist. "Get back here, you...you...!" the Ogrin howled, but the Shoyru was long gone. The Ogrin shakily tried to get to her feet, but she had the wind knocked out of her when the Shoyru attacked, and she could scarcely stand. A hand caught the Ogrin's arm and helped her stand. The Ogrin saw a Neopet she did not recognize standing beside her. The Neopet was a female pink Aisha, wearing a bright yellow and pink costume emblazoned with the symbol of a white lotus. The Aisha wore a yellow mask and had a pink capelet draped over her shoulders.
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When a Vacation Isn't a Choice "Greetings, subject group 647-B. My name is Phidre, and today you will be testing a few of the Space Station’s latest technological devices, including the much-anticipated Nebula Force Field Generator. I presume you have all signed and read the safety waivers…” The microphone in Phidre’s ear crackled. A voice boomed into her ear, mixed with static. “Dr. Phidre, you don’t have any subjects today,
by guineagymnastics |
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The Pirate King Files: A Defender's Mission A hand caught the Ogrin's arm and helped her stand. The Ogrin saw a Neopet she did not recognize standing beside her. The Neopet was a female pink Aisha, wearing a bright yellow and pink costume emblazoned with the symbol of a white lotus. The Aisha wore a yellow mask and had a pink capelet draped over her shoulders.
by ezel68 |
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You Know You’re Addicted to Avatars When… I’m not quite sure how or when this happened, but one day many, many years ago, I found myself suddenly obsessed with little square sets of pixels. I don’t know just why that little “Something Has Happened!” popup denoting the newest addition to my collection is as thrilling as it is, but at some point in time, my entire Neopian life began hinging on the thrill of the chase… of avatars!
by pizzanoodles2 |
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Faerieland Employment Agency Guide Every Neopet should have a job! It`s a fun way for you to make some extra Neopoints, plus it gives your Neopets a chance to do something useful and earn their keep. Those stays at the Neolodge and the rides at the Roo Island Merry Go Round aren`t free, you know! So if you have limited time to spend on Neopets on a daily basis, I suggest heading over to the Employment Agency first thing
by aleu1986 |
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Through the Woods: Part One It wasn't often a fight broke out in the throne room. In fact, a fight really never broke out in the throne room. The only arguments that the queen had seen erupt in her throne room was a few between guards, and that one occurence with Jhudora and Illusen as always. Yet, here the faerie sat, watching with mild shock and slight amusement as a screaming match ensued right in front of her eyes.
by melina322 |
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Aurora's Assessment: Part Two As the tunnel started veering off to the right, I kept my right paw on the wall. The light faded quickly and soon it seemed like I was barely inching along. I had my left paw out in front of my face so that I wouldn't accidentally brain myself on a stalactite. I probably already had a concussion from the fall earlier, no need to make it worse
by bittersweet52 |
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