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	At The Coffee Shop Whoops. by wokitana
	Titanic Giant Squids... Not the suction cuppy! Written by Robotting by fhujmasterofhedgehog
	Blossoms~ Retry Part 4 Priorities. by twillieblossom
	Is The SUAP Really That Super? Ha ha, not today! by mustikeuh121
	A Rainbow Pool Alternative ... That kind of works? Idea by riggsy_reborn by lizzbear_
	Edible Escapades: Part One At least he doesn't want to eat at Kelp. Also by priscent. by msjanny
	The Sibling Experience Disclaimer: No siblings were unloved in the making of this comic. by amarettoball
	Royal Pain There's a wig in my cupcake! by winner19955
	A Visit To The Shrine Neopia doesn't always make sense by _clement_
	The Problems of Avatars Was it really worth it? Art by alexise1998 by chromeninja
	Freak-out - Kelp Really? At Kelp? by ichigostars
	Restocking Problems - Got Haggle Edition Ah, nevermind! Also by xmooink by bittersweet52
	Random Oddness You can see why some pets don't like introductions. by mistyqee
	A Sponge-taneous Decision Maybe not the best outcome but at least he's cleaner now? Also by marcthegr8est1 by khanhm666
	Keep Calm and Kyrii on: Orange Isn't the New Black ... Orange you glad? by ahnyo
	Aisha Avalanche Petpets can be SO silly sometimes... by abbyet
	Pakiko! What... Bad timing? Also by leites by megamak
	Jelly Chomby and Why Commas are Important There's a difference, folks! Also by mike11695 by new_perspective
	Ssselfie! ... Cool. Thanks. by misshamsterlover
	The Goofers Guaranteed to scare...for real this time! by lintsuf

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"Neobumps" by sparkleeze
"…I'm not kidding, it's ALIVE!!! It's... it's.....," Lizzy the Aisha was interrupted. "... a vacuum cleaner." her older sister named Sparkle, popped her head out of the hallway, into the room. "Oh no! It's going to eat us!" the older Aisha sarcastically said. "Ugh, get out of my room, this is for friends only!" "Ok, ok, you can explain the rest of your STORY to your friend." "WHAT!! I'M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! I..." "Look I don't care if you think this vacuum cleaner is alive, I promise you mom is not going to get rid of it." the Aisha walked out of the room. "Ok, so where did it begin?" Zarc, the Acara questioned.

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Chance Encounter
The week before sign-ups of the Altador Cup, my little sister started bugging me once again. She wanted to go to Altador during the cup to meet the players. She really wanted to talk to everyone that she could. That included her favorite, Tandrak Shaye. I heard that name enough to remember it.

by minaturepincher

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Half-Life
First, something in my head went dark, like the wires to the festival lights were lopped off at all ends. Propulsion seized, the fireworks tipped over halfway into the sky. Then there was that lingering moment, a silence of about five seconds or so, as the lights in my thoughts fizzled out into stars, and I was left with these dim, glassy husks of those thoughts, wondering what had changed.

by dimartedi

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Seven Dastardly Scrolls
There are some scrolls though, seven that I’m going to talk about today, that actually have some negative affects on your pet. I have listed them in order of least dastardly to most, starting with…

by xiaolin10413

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Things We Wish Our Pets Wouldn’t Say
I’m sure many Neopet owners would agree with me that some of the things our pets say can be grating after a while. Here are a few things that Neopets say that makes Angel and me want to pull our hair out

Also by evilone712_27

by mercy_angel

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A Stranger Tale of Goldrun: Part One
The Halloween Bori sprinkled a few herbs into the camp fire that made it flare and change colour to an acid green that illuminated the bright face paints smeared across the creature's skull. The Bori stood up, grasping a gnarled staff in his hands, and began to chant as he slowly danced around the fire. Local Petpets stopped in their nocturnal business to watch and listen, and above them even the desert stars seemed to be waiting, as if the Bori's actions were important.

by herdygerdy

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Targeted Heiress: Part Four
I tossed and turned in the covers of the bed I was in. Thoughts were bouncing around my mind like a bouncy ball. For all I knew, the one who targeted Mae could still be in the Neohome. No matter how hard I tried to get that terrible thought out of my head, it stayed.

by chasing_stars44

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