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Issue: 336 | 28th day of Running, Y10

Comics

	The Class of '08 Part Two 8 characters. 1 winner... by _dead_meat_x_
	Say What? Why some Neopians don't make good teachers... by fairynotes
	Faerieland Omelette Drawing a comic? by seahorsepond
	Islandlubbers Who are you, the grammar police? by cyaneus
	Shoyru Adventures: Kyu Catches Neomonia pt.1 Mmm... soup... by lawrence_189
	TheOneThatGoesWoof gets a job ...but for how long? by pippylouise
	Appearance Issues How can I show my face in the Battledome like this? by kalvaja
	Medical Tree: Cure 1 Do you know how much those cost? Pets these days... by leetmango
	Gleba's Adventures! This time... with an unhappy Kiko! by happyhaz
	Neopups Can you sign your name in the dark? by coshi_dragonite
	Something Has Happened! A mad HUNGRY pirate captain.. by redish_green
	Smycks' Tales #8 Yooyuball problems by helmfinland
	Koteex's Life - Traitor Reading comics can have consequences. :D by cevierakasky
	Uncommon Situations It is not easy to be a newbie. Art by ximera by palis_5
	Lemonade? I'll pass. by kevinlin1216
	Shopkeepers at War And this is why the Health Food Store isn't placed next to the Pharmacy... by lolly_happy
	Ghostly Hiding Place Not the most well-thought out plan a Cybunny's ever had. by serebii251
	Petpet Perils - First Impressions Oh the many fun things you can do with petpets... by fireplayer25
	Brynnfyre Gone Fishing by _moonsfire_
	Wicked Wocky Wobble Whoaa... WHoooaaaa!... WHooOOooAAaa!!! by sweeteepiiiie
	Bloopers Are you thinking what I'm thinking? by doglvr888
	Aerodynamic? Observe. by mycatdog
	Neoschool Troubles Now that Neoschools are finally open... you have to feel a bit sorry for the Teachers. by tootsiekitty_
	Budget I didn't like the idea of going to schoool... by ssjelitegirl
	NeoSteps It's tough being a neopet. by afevis
	Terror of the Neoschools Neoschools are finally open! by twocents
	First Day Jitters! Argghhh!?! Whose carrot is that?!?! by xiceangelzx
	One Fish, Two Fish What classes should I sign up for? by fish_puddle
	Unadventurous Adventures: Neoschool Begins Teacher's Pet Script by water_park1993 by nativsis
	Amikarashui #9 NeoSchool Nonsense by bluecloud300
	Sweet as a Rotten Apple We never saw that Kiko student again... by fruitcupandspoons
	Random Something: Neoschool is here! So much homework... by silvermare200
	Blibby the Blibble HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!! by summerchristmas838
	Mr. Meepit goes to Neoschool There's a reason meepits aren't allowed in Neoschool... by doody_duty
	A Neopian History Lesson: Lupes and Chias Out shopping. Written by jrtluver1994 by doggybells
	NeoSchool Tip #114 Tips for school supplies... by shaddykins
	Just Click to Read This is why Mr. Lupid is always splattered in paint... by buzzbuzz_g27
	April Fool's! Ha Ha~! by lil_myle
	Spooky Psst! by ghostkomorichu
	Notions and Nonsense Neoschool Acid Test, be sure to take notes! Script by patjade by tamia_silverwing

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"Don't Worry, The Gravity Works Just Fine" by pinata_novia
In this 'land of petpets' there happens to be a hole. A very dark hole. Piñata was extremely excited when she saw it; it was just big enough for Spike to fit down. Spike cowered in fear as he slowly inched forward to peek down into the hole. For a second, it didn't look like he was going to go in, but then Piñata 'accidentally' bumped into him, and he went squealing down the hole...

Other Stories

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Omelette Demander
"NO! You cannot take more than one slice per day!"

by kotaeia

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The Darkest Side of Neoschool
One of the pets, a rainbow Gelert, whipped her head around and glared at the Aisha as if she was a mutant. "What do you want, bookworm?" she snapped...

by macana

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Neoschools: The Why
So TNT has finally released Neoschools. We all knew it would happen eventually. But why now?

by concertogreat_8

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Test Preparation Using Neopets: It's Not Impossible!
All of these pre-test tips have been tested thoroughly by... me!

by kittyshootingstar

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Secret of Silver Crest: Part Three
"We are leaving right now." He turned on his heel and strode away from the cave's mouth, secretly relieved to have an excuse to not go in...

by laurvail

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The Witches Ride Again: Part Two
"I wear a shawl, don't I?" Morguss replied abrasively. "That not good enough for you? Doesn't have to be a black hat to be a proper witch's hat, does it? Know a lot about the occult significance of headwear, do you?"

by herdygerdy

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