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Issue: 287 | 13th day of Eating, Y9

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	Maximus Insanitus I heard that when an owner celebrates his birthday, his pets get lucky... by hehe041578
	Grey Jelly: "The Grey Faerie" I hate the grey cloud -.- Idea by ciubie by tirrya
	Perils of the Kadoatery And she thought there were no dangers to being fed all day... by x_seabee_x
	Cacto-WHAT? Kougras have such active imaginations! by aiyakhiori
	A World Of Fools Be cool. by trenla_rayne
	Neopups That Kougra is a snowball addict. by coshi_dragonite
	Proud Painter Be proud to have reached your goal! by shaddykins
	No Comment : Crossover- Soo thirsty.. Zzzzz. Art by ssjelitegirl by tirilia
	Feepit Frenzy #2 Sweet! by fariy287
	Pterrific What's wrong with asking for directions in the Deserted Tomb? by tropical_tweety6
	Razzle Dazzle - Episode XI Already she has managed to insinuate herself... by khestrel
	Pet Kicks Club Help! Help! Splash! Ka-Boom! by gelert548
	The Grey Life sigh Also by tinkx by kazukazue
	Faerie Hair I wonder why the faeries don't have elemental hair? by ali_oop58
	Hardly Working Where do you go when you leave? by crystalcat10488
	Dandilion Tails: Money Tree Madness Feat - Jhoaquin I sawed it first!!!! Also by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	Life with Jen Good thing about Robot pets... by hiomoni
	The Ka-DOLT-ery Part 2 What's another reason kadoaties no longer ask for draik eggs? Oh my. :O by lissy_chan
	Just Another Day Be careful of those weapons you get from the Snowager... by miacirclegirl
	Late Night Snack Food can be found in unexpected places... by coco_dog_92
	Just Sit Starving --> Satiated --> Very Full --> Bloated. by katopia12
	Woes of a Farmer Anything but that! by explorer_253
	Pint-Sized Who you callin' a petpet, one-eye? by lachtaube
	Friend or Foe? RUN for your virtual lives! by stacy_summers2006
	NQ II: The Mysteries Snorkie, my ghost Kougra, decided that I should use Velm in a comic. He's quite good at being annoying, so... by gabeedragon
	Spooky #50 Looks like someone's gained a couple... dimensions. by ghostkomorichu
	The Petpetpets of Neopia A new Petpetpet? by starlet12
	It's Hard Being A Pear Don't you think life is hard being a pear? by mrbrucettesdad
	Fiesty Freaks Hehehehehehe. by eevilbirdiezuh
	Amikarashui #2 Can you help me? by bluecloud300
	Grey Day What's wrong?! by da_dude_with_shoez
	Little Benny Little Benny's Costume for Halloween... by chibblers
	What He REALLY Means! The Monocerous roars! Concept by swedish by pyrorockchik
	Snack Time! Um... by azn_shorty
	In Honor of Grey Day Happy Grey Day!!! by scarvogue
	HAPPY Grey Day?! What's so happy about GREY Day? by glass__heart

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A cold, grey rain drizzled slowly down onto the cold, grey, gloomy city of Neopia Central, covering everything and everyone within it in a cold, grey, dripping layer of (coincidentally) cold, grey raindrops. A small shadow Lupe, curled desperately on a lonely wooden bench, was no exception, being as cold and wet as everything else was--though perhaps not...

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