"A Light in the Darkness" by dubble_trubble "Here we are! You're going to love it here! I'll let you do anything you want. I promise." Blair rambled on and on, oblivious to the Eyrie's surly and cynical mood as he stalked by her side. "Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless airhead ever to walk Neopia..."
The Believer I had always believed in water faeries, unlike everyone
else. And looking back, I guess that I didn't have any evidence to support my
belief...
The Guide to Getting Rid of Pesky Owners I'm sure all you poor little weak pets are all
eager to have revenge on your owners for not feeding you enough, or letting
you get sick, or simply - as in my case - not allowing world domination before
bed time. Well, no fear, my guide is the answer.
The Peophin Incident: Part Seven "Stupid doors!!
If I ever find the guy that built this place, I'm gonna tie him to a pole and
let loose a barrel of Larnikins on him! And then I'll dropkick him all the way
to Kreludor!"