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Comics

	Kawaii - Dice-a-roo 2 Must resist! by crow213
	What's Wrong with Neopia Today... It would be scary if he offered a Milk Chocolate Kacheek... :) by omomake
	OutOfWhack Why you should be nice to your petpets... or something. by bluepen
	BD Cup... The Beginning Yatta! by mousemage
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Draco Debacle Part 14 by the_darkjedi
	Moshi Moshi Cower before me, lupe! by mewtru
	A Day Like This At the Battledome... by platinum247
	UnNormal - Spoiled? How can you call me spoiled? by cozygen
	Inside the Turmaculus What it REALLY looks like. by ashee2222
	Lost Integrity The Apocalypse is upon us. by _demon_master
	Uni Horn Nice costume... by jamice_muff_muff
	Just Another Comic Warning: Do not eat the dung! by jamz76
	Super Attack Pea Can Super Attack Pea be a hero? by cwog
	Qnde & Szoo: Missing Peas Is there a difference? by shubi5
	Nymph Everyone's a critic. by khoste
	Nutty on Neo: On Neoquest Get a breath mint, get a life. by ziggyneo387
	Neopups It's the werelupe who attacked the city! by coshi_dragonite
	Whoa Why you shouldn't take end-of-the-year dares... by goldstar_goten
	VERY Random Events: The Toilet You should probably teach your pet how to use the toilet before you put it in your neohome... by the_panther17
	MSPP Troubles The day someone donated the MSPP trading card to the money tree... by rng5
	The Callahan Files What do you want? by caloriemuncher
	Mutants Do It Best Hmm... he needs something... by virtie
	Elderly Pets Gone Wild Time for a walk. by wallaroo42
	Totally Random: Episode Three There's a downside to the new map... by _kristina_anne_
	The Ever-Changing Comic Well, the view is nice. by purpleplayingpenguin
	BOO - The Comic Hammie the Chia makes an unpleasant discovery. by n00b3h
	Dangerously Insane That hand is very crafty. by leah_51293
	Petpetpet Trepidation Chapter 5, Section B states... Concept by impishmars by mao_mau
	Adventure!!! Adventuring has never been this postmodern! by moonage_daydream201
	The Chronicles of Hairball - Kad Theory Destroyed The artists weren't lazy when it came to the Kadoatery. We promise. Also by elphebia by macleod22789
	Tooth Faerie Scheme One of Ty's simplistically brilliant schemes. by singing_charmander
	Hiss Buzz Episode 1: How not to fake a language. by undefinded
	Copy & Paste Beware: Yellow snow. by phenran
	ALTADOR ERRORS - Terror Mountain vs. Maraqua Hmm... Maybe we should rethink this... by lightmik3000
	And All That Jazz No fair. by kiraki325
	Intellectual Twaddle It is made of ice, right? by katu_fushigi

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"One Night at Midnight" by puppy200010
He should be out now, doing other things, like, for example, his nightly hour of Deadly Dice, but strangely, he wasn't in the mood for those predetermined plans. No, he was in the mood for something much different. He was in the mood for... for... neo tacos. He drooled at the thought. But no. Tonight he would do something different...

Other Stories

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Some Assembly Required
I had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly, but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away" song at the top of their lungs...

by trisshamster

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Why Should Meepits Have All The Fun?
"NEXT," said a bored, clinical voice, coming from beside the lab ray...

by sectumsempra1514

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Taking Care of Your Invisible Neopet
The first step is knowing where your beloved neopet is.

by blahblahblah091

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There Is No Such Thing as Too Much Barbecue!
In my opinion, it's all about small bits of intensely flavored things. No one wants anything heavy. It's about light, it's about fresh, it's about juicy!

by purplepassiony2k

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Treachery - Part Nine
"Traitors," the skeleton hissed, "belong to us." He walked fully into the room, followed by two more of his kind. "They are ours; it has been the law since the first king."

by nimras23

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Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Six
A Darigan Eyrie gave us a lift. Obsidian was less than thrilled to be flying, and yowled for several minutes before simply shoving his muzzle into the Eyrie's neck fur and closing his eyes...

by alkuna_

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