"Some Assembly Required" by trisshamster "We're bored!!! We've played with all our toys!!! We're bored!!! We want something to do!!!" Now, I am a very patient person, but when one has been pestered like this for two and a half hours on end, one's patience does wear thin. I was at the end of my wits when the doorbell rang. "Ooh! Ooh! I wanna get it! I wanna get it!"
Tales of a Petpet Campfire "Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he
noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to
the Petpet Retreat?"
The Fearsome Twosome It was perfect. Its wings were
pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the
pitchfork looked sharp and menacing...
An Interview with Hannah & Gwyl I'm here to talk to two of Neopia's well-known
characters – and ask them a few questions o' course. This here is Hannah (the Brave)...
A Manly Man’s Guide to Neopian Femininity Believe or not, Neopia is overrun
mainly by femininity, which makes it increasingly difficult for a mega manly
man pet to survive.
We All Had Each Other: Part One Just like every one of the young pets in his
neighborhood, he was an orphan. Times had been tough on the Citadel, and they
had learned to fend for themselves...
My Vacation: Part Five "Ah, they're completely solid!" my owner said,
completely certain. Just then, a baby Kougra with a shrieking Ona fell through
the ceiling...