There are ants in my Lucky Green Boots

Circulation: 106,486,787

Issue: 212 | 14th day of Collecting, Y7

Comics

	Nerkmid Mania Did it ... work? Art by cami_v27 by jazz_invincible
	Teed Off It was horrible! by plaquenil
	Sand Hassle Castle What kind of Neopet are you? by goldchocobo21
	A Spooky Halloween, Part 2 Keep trying... by ghostkomorichu
	Randomness No. 1 To the Petpet Puddle! by acdc83
	As Much as a Bori Can Take Do you think anyone'll notice? Naaaah..... by kudou
	Nonsensanity Pfft! No wonder they hardly ever restock those petpets... by verallien
	OH NOES!! Refresh! Refresh! by nelldoggie
	Cross Word Puzzles 13 got me Down, and 27 got me VERY uh, Cross... Art by x_b0b0_x by patjade
	Earn Your Stripes It's definitely the bait. by bacon_hawk
	Pie = Bad??!! This was random... by wild_iced
	Tomb Trouble When the going gets tough... Also by jelly_bean_qween by sweetie_me274
	CANNONBALL! Hmm... I wonder if it works. by hairspray_holds
	Of Slorgs and Sludge Hold still now... by youlootamax
	Neopian Neophyte Who wouldn't? o_O by leedom111
	Play with Troggops & Relamus squeak by gelertloverrrr
	Autumn Fun! Neopets everywhere are celebrating Autumn! by cutiekitty234
	A Hardly Educational Mess So how do I look? by intwae
	Neo Mania! ZOOOOOOOOOOM! by unis_lover200
	My Life as a Strawberry Funny shaped cakes. by ninavogel
	Darkest Place Little help? by dark_elfa
	R.A.G. Oh wow! by stormeyeddreamer
	Lost and Found? "Have you seen my brother?" Also by effinluna by mao_mau
	Bit Out When Battledome items go bad... by meowr
	Fiesty Freaks Oh my gosh! by eevilbirdiezuh
	The Lab Ray Blues CAUTION: The Labray won't always make you happy. by spongebobfan484
	NeoComp Stuff 'em all in... by chibikatza
	Lupe Crackers Sometimes you just need to think outside the square... by jbear113
	Welcome to Kreludor! Gravity is currently 12% that of Neopia. Boing! by ickessler
	Wockys Don't Wear Overalls In which James finds it difficult to get some privacy. by great_kougyoku
	Peck: Caught up in the Lost Desert Plot Bozo_bee finds himself a little too involved with the Lost Desert Plot... by highgeenie
	Bzap! Whrrrrr... by ywerze
	"Eeries" How do you like my new Halloween costume? by kikiscamps_mom
	Prince Jazan's Effect on Tourism Stop Prince Jazan now for the sake of Neopia's economy!!! by k_aren_z
	Temple of 1000 Pets New confusion... by icefoxer
	The Adventures of Karia & Roo creeps along passageway Also by watershipknl by boogleloo

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The Lost Desert Disease

I have put together a list of 111 of the most common symptoms of OLDPD, Obsessive Lost Desert Plot Disorder, in honor of the 212th issue of the Neopian Times. Beware, it is spreading very quickly all across Neopia and the only remaining safe place is the Lost Desert, but only because the people who lived there all vanished. Fancy that...

Other Stories

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The New Family Member
Ah, this is the life. Rolling around in the front yard with your Neopet, letting her fuss over you, feed you, paint you a fancy color, love you…what more could a Faerie Doglefox ask for?

by animalnutz1993

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Gallery Blues
"Isn't there something we could do?" Kyra exchanged her gaze to look at the speaker, her brother. "I mean, can't we sell some stuff, or something?"

by falcon970

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11 Uses for your Newly Acquired Pile of Soot
Your poor pet still claims to love their dusty little pile of petpet but trying to speak or interact with them yields no result. That’s no fun, is it?

by velveteen

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Toybox Escape Guide
Dr. Sloth thought they were useless, and threw them into the toybox. These little neopets burn, jump, dig, climb, make ramps, and push their way out for freedom. Careful, they don’t have long, or they’re toast!

by powerzoshi

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Traded Turdle - Part Three
"That's a pretty interesting theory, Your Highness," I replied, shifting on the velvet sofa. "But what makes you so sure that someone would be able to accomplish this?"

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: Avalon’s Apprentice - Part Six
Ash swung her own blade, the jagged iron sides whistling as they cut through the air. The Gelert nearest her dodged the blow as well, and Ash growled her frustration. A Gelert appeared outside the circle, walking almost daintily. Her fur, like the other Gelerts, was a rich black...

by cpmtiger

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