Sanity is forbidden

Circulation: 106,046,831

Issue: 211 | 7th day of Collecting, Y7

Comics

	Soup Bowl I know you want to try some! by plaquenil
	Good, Bad, and Horribly Wrong The whole of Neopia will tremble at my hooves. by windmil
	Maximus Insanitus Why is there water in the "desert-ed" palace?! by hehe041578
	Splodge - Beauty in the Ear of the Beholder... Sooo cute! by scribble
	Fond Memories: One "Lucky" Wheel Not QUITE the prize I was after... x_x by prettyprincesslady54
	Portable Kilns are NOT Toys!! Uneducated pets should not wield this powerful weapon! by bobo36000
	Neo-Nightmare The worst dream ever... by placid_nightmare
	Baby food Are you sure it's fit for babies? by tehhotbird
	Temple of 1000 pets Errr... by icefoxer
	Maths Nightmare - Upgraded I think I'm going to need a bigger calculator... by archangellight
	Sound Effects Not all weapons are recommended for everyone... by white_draigon
	Mondays.....sigh sneak sneak Also by naasyu by seel24
	All Ears Place dubloons here. by tdyans
	Xannie-Bo-Bannie I'll see if I can fix it fer ya! by 5tnt
	Gone Fishing All the joys of underwater fishing. by kuro_eagle
	Scholarly Thoughts Who knew that knowledge could be so funny! by philandrew
	Mootix Madness - We Have A Winner! Pt. 1 OMG! by leoness
	Stardeath & Stardeath #1: "Temple of the 1,000 Tombs" Why can't you ever listen to me... by stardeath2600
	When Coconuts Go Bad... Fun at the beach! by buddy__blankies
	Neopian Circumstances When Boochi attacks... Also written by cateeroo by nefily
	Don't Even Ask - Meepit vs Feepit So... we meet again. by sarahreye
	Cracked Up - Island Chef I need a new nose pin. by cnegri33
	The Swamp Ghoul You were saying? by zelda2222
	It All Boils Down to... We just can't help it... by clep_web
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Blah blah blah blah... by kittylin
	I Can't Hear Myself Think! I need to find the volume control to my mind! Art by tiger_tabby by patjade
	Reality Check Don't judge a person by their looks. by xx_freaky_xx
	Being Evil Isn't Easy Being evil JUST isn't easy anymore sighs by chibi_zoo
	UNLIMITED "Meerca Chase" by iluvdrawing
	Trainer's Job Catch the ball! by darkadoom
	Tiger Farm Why it's not good to farm Petpets! by goldchocobo21
	Twin brothers Hey, you know Punchbag Bob? by ssjelitegirl
	Qnde & Szoo: Speak Tyrannian! Tyrannian is not an easy language... by shubi5
	Disturbeded The downfalls of having clouds as flooring... by disturbeded_banana
	Bad Carma Some battledome challenges just shouldn't happen this way... by armadi
	Squirrilia's Pages: Petpet Delights Dear Diary... by accasperberry3
	A Spooky Halloween, part 1 The Pant Devil attacks! by ghostkomorichu

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In Search of Amira

I, dear reader, had braved the sizzling heats of Sahkmet that day, with a certain goal in mind: to interview the illustrious, and much courted, Princess Amira of the Lost Desert. Such an elusive character was not about to escape my persistent questioning, for I am much too dedicated to my readers (non-existent ones so far, but the thought is rather nice)...

Other Stories

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Applemania
Sigh. There is never anything to do all day. The sun shines very brightly on you all day. You just hang on the branch with a bad feeling with what your life could become. Someday someone will pick you off your tree and eat you in a pie...

by sammie_angel7

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The Ensorcellator
"Average classes, average lunch--" Blynn was cut off by a sudden cold, wet feeling on her fur. She looked down, aghast, to see that someone had knocked her bottle of cherry juice into her lap. "Average bullies…"

by cosmicfire918

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Tash's Role Playing 101
When done properly, Role Playing can be an exciting and creative game that can let you be anyone and do anything! There is a Neopets board for Role Playing, and if you go there and look at some of the topics, you will find the possibilities to be endless.

by tashni

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Employment Agency: What is really going on?
Ah, the Faerieland Employment Agency. Taking care of all of Neopia's pets by keeping them off the streets. But is it really beneficial to your pets? What really lurks behind the doors of this yellow Faerie building?

by blue_castle44

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The Faerie Pet: Part Six
In my surprise and awe at seeing Naiyania, I had almost forgotten about the power. Where had it come from? Or had it always been in me, and I'd just never known it was there?

by nut862

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A Royal Quest: Part One
The sky was blue and cloudless, the air was hot and humid, and Fighter was no more than three days old. His owner had abandoned him...

by poopdoo134

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