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Issue: 158 | 20th day of Gathering, Y6

Comics

	Never be Normal Can I have it? by izziepanda
	Kentouji Bounce Hey, it saves time... by digital_catastrophe
	Makyan and Me Watch out for those Fireballs. by cleoannie
	Just Crazy! This Grundo is just a little bit confused... by x_xicex_x
	Slightly Insane A plushie Neopet's Worst Fear... by penguizon
	Spooky: Thade's Legacy Wow, that explains a lot... by ghostkomorichu
	Cherished Memories "Rock and Roll" by 69crazy_horse69
	Sasha's Sketches The long awaited time has come... by washeh
	Disturbed and Dangerous Happy, happy memories... by tiddle_girl
	Almost Normal Ready or not, here I come! by _leraje_
	What's This String? Don't pull it. by moscowmule
	Ramble Sketchy Friends by tophole
	PYTWCUYFOTRW Goldy Edition Not so cute after all? by cookielover88
	Sane Asylum What did you say? by teishan
	The Lupe Pack W-W-What's that? by rrbutton
	Cybunny Dreams Don't we all know those nights? by anna_steinbauer
	Crazy Be careful what you dress as... by sukuyumaruchan
	Adskidaf, Inc You can let me down now! by _chazm_
	Temperamental Artist Those crazy artists... by antonia22301
	I Wish... Dice-A-Roo frustration... by mr_rubber_band
	Pen to Paper Nobody understands my poetry! by aakheperkare
	The Misadvenures of a Pink Lenny Yard Sale I'm not plastic! by immortalmina
	Wishful Thinking Chimney Sweep by barbcat00
	Sutek Muffin You just don't understand... by thegreenmooseofdoom
	Ironies Of Neopia "Lucky Star Encounter" by blubblub317
	Jelly Woes I'm weird by imogenweasley
	Pint Sized It's not an obsession... It's a mad lust! by lachtaube
	Rhetorical Answers I don't think you understand... by floofeh_one
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Taking things way too seriously... by kittylin
	The Cookie Muncher I'm not feeling that well... by dragonanz
	Major Malfunction Little help, please? by moonxtal
	All Ears Need something to do? by tdyans
	Really Confused "About A Buccaneer" by stoneman3x
	The Meerca Siblings #8: Bonzai by comedian872001
	Floofeh Yeah, wonderful neohome. by jupeboxgal
	Giving's Cafe "Losing Customers" by random_joy
	T3h Praedius Is there a point? by arttimo

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"She Never Left" by shadih_temporary
Tessa made sure her Angelpuss had the best toys, the best beds, and the best litter boxes. That's when disaster struck...

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Only an Accident
"If you say 'Eld of the Fire, come to my aid!' while holding this leaf I'll come and try to help you," Eld said. "But please do be careful, this can only be used once."

by shadowcristal

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A (Lab) Ray Of Hope
This is it, he thought, this is my chance to change. I won't have to be called ugly any more … everything rides on this…

by spotthechelsey

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Petpet Colors
So, you’re one of the many Neopians out there looking for the perfect petpet for your pet? Well, you’re the only one who can decide that, but here are a few suggestions that I think would look nice.

by trappedelements

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FACE OFF: Turmy vs. Wormy
Considering the Neopian Times was (and still is) filled with articles, comics, and short or long stories on the Snowager -- it seemed only fair to include maybe just a little bit of the Turmaculus, as well.

by faeriegurl4lyfe

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The Scarab Tree: Part Two
It was only for a moment that her hand was on the wing, for the faerie woke with a start and danced out of reach, but Nefertari felt the smooth glassy wing, and all in that one instant, she felt strangely refreshed again.

by amberttttt

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Of Lights from Within: Part Five
Maddi wanted to stay like that forever… eternally surrounded by her protective wing. With Nagria guarding him like that, he felt as though nothing could harm him, and like everything would be all right.

by blubblub317

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