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Chasing Your Way To A Chariot Chase Trophy

Chase your dreams and earn a Chariot Chase trophy!

by quiggles_r_kewl_1
A Complex Guide To The Wheel of Monotony

So the first thing we have know is that the cost of the Wheel is 150 NP a spin, 50 NP more expensive than Mediocrity.

by hydro_thunder001
Do You Have A System For Playing On Neopets?

I asked the Help Neoboard if they have any personal systems that help them to enjoy this marvelous site. I got many interesting replies!

by indulgences
Obelisk Boons: A Guide

Unfortunately, you can only pick one. So, which option is the best? It all depends on what your goals are as a Neopian.

by jellyftw
Dear Chili

I have decided to create an advice column.

by fairygold
Evil Kim's Handy Dandy Guide to Keeping Track of NC

Have no fear, Neopians. I am going to do my best to help you sort out all of those amazing wearables, as well as find ways to actually use them without crashing your closet!

by kimchica
The Great Qasalan Caper Guide

It can be a real challenge to get a high score in this difficult game, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck you could have a new trophy in no time!

by dragonsfriend1021
Let It Slide: A Beginner's Guide

Let It Slide may sound confusing at first, but it's actually a pretty good platform-based game. I'll be showing you the basics of getting a good score.

by super_wario9
 
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"I Hate (Love) You" by pochipeach
I hate this uncomfortable, lumpy bed with the broken springs. I hate the lulling late afternoon when boredom is more contagious than neopox. And I especially hate that awful blue shag carpet that reminds of my own dull blue fur. "Lindy, dinner's ready," my sister Claire calls from the kitchen. She says it in such a pleasant way that I can't help but be annoyed...




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The Story of Poogle Number Five
Chubs. That was his nickname all throughout his youth. Chubs.

by turtling

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Allker's Important Lesson
It was the first rainy day we'd had all summer in the Darigan Citadel. I was so sick of the sun and the heat- and I couldn't even enjoy the view of the rain from my own room, since I had no windows.

by hamzandrilez

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Of Pirates and Pranks: Part Four
The second the whistle blew, both left forwards, Vickles and Hawkshanks, darted for the Yooyu. They both tried to scoop up the Petpet, but Hawkshanks made it first.

by parody_ham

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The Viridian Gloves: Part Three
The shadowy figure in the Tyrannian plateau quickly grabbed the shoulders of Shalina and Harlath and yanked them into the cover of the cliff with him. Clapping a hand over each of their mouths, he hissed, "Be quiet. It's okay. My name is Orig the Great."

by cdrex22

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When Learning To Restock
Expectation VS. Reality...

Also by fia_tje

by roxanna203


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What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Less common side effects: increased affection from petpets, coconut shy addiction, and dark faerie curses.

by lilkittie080



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