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	Toys and Teeth The easiest and cheapest way to make your pet smile again is playing with it. by kissy_08
	A Zombie's Guide to Surviving Neopia I've decided to offer some advice to my fellow graveyard inhabitants... by ancientsecrets
	The Snowager, Guard of a Great Treasure A list of all the things the Snowager could do to you. by hallie035
	Guilding: Starting & Maintaining a Successful Guild This article is a compilation of tips I have found useful for starting up and leading a highly successful guild over the years. by kaylaftw
	Hunger Relief Find out why your Neopet will never become famished. by mypetsandi
	Hey! It's Tips for Gadgadsgame! Ever wanted a game avatar? by hamzandrilez
	Top 12 Apple Treats! Apples are delicious on their own, but can be even better when used to create a baked delight, or as a finishing touch to a festive meal. by xoxkar
	A Visit to the Hospital Have you ever really looked at the list of cures in the Neopian Hospital? by fattree
	The Top 10 Cheapest and Healthiest Neopian Foods! Here is my list of the top five Neopian foods that can be attained for 0 Neopoints and will provide your pet with a healthy and balanced diet. by moondog1997

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"A Play About Nobody and Nothing" by mamasimios
Scene opens on a comfy, overstuffed chair in a cosy parlour. Although the chair, the only comfortable looking chair in the room, appears empty, it is actually occupied by an invisible Bruce named "Nobody". At her feet lies her invisible Warf named "Nothing". The Bruce is fast asleep and oblivious to everything that follows. A doorbell rings. Cavillace, the Mutant Draik, rises from a straight-backed wooden chair to answer...

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Tale of... Whoa, that was unexpected!
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The Meaning of Family
"Are we there yet?"

I groaned. That was the twenty-fourth time Maya had asked. Honest, I was keeping track.

by uberdancingdolphin

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Occupational Hazard: Part One
Somewhere in the bowels of a sinister space station, flung far out into the most distant reaches of the Neopian star system, a Wocky was running for her life.

by antiaircraft

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Empire: Part One
Neopia Central is a very curious city. There is no ruler, no one to set the rules or guide the people. So, with the lack of any available Neopet, chaos rules.

by herdygerdy

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The Invasion of Meepits: Birthday
Who says Meepits can't cook up a plan of pure evil? Mwahaha! *meep*

by cynthia_fire

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Recipe for Disaster #9
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