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Heroes: An 8 Step Guide to Becoming the Best

Do you strive to become Neopia's next hero or heroine? Well, look no further, young Neopet. In just a few steps, you can be traveling down the path of great courage, honor, and all that is good, to become our next hero.

by adopt_neos_123
The Great BLUE Draik Egg Conspiracy... er, "Theory"!

What I want to know, is why is it BLUE? Why not YELLOW, or GREEN? This is why I believe there to be a Great Draik Egg conspiracy.

by alexsmum
Debunking Jelly World

It's easy to get caught up in the tide. After all, who doesn't want to believe in innocent little Jelly Neopets frolicking about a sugary paradise, a place untainted by evil?

by sweedishdelights12
How to Be a Cracking Guild Leader

A guild would be nothing without its strong-willed leader - the member that provides motivation, shows great communication skills and leads the guild to respect.

by tweecle
Interview - Sarah the Zafara

Sarah: I know absolutely EVERYTHING about Neopia! Are you here to ask me a question?

by sallyride206
A Good Lookup

A comprehensive view on what makes or breaks a lookup.

by maivry
Trade-Sniping: A Forgotten Art?

What is it? How do I do it? All questions anwered!

by treenifer
The Free Foods of Neopia

Even if it says it's free, you have to pay something.

by book_worm1217
Invisible To A Blind Eye

Aww, look at this poor adorable little Gelert. You should know more about them before you take one home, so read on.

by boofy113
The Science of NeoQuest

Why do so many people play NeoQuest? Why do so many people not play NeoQuest? What makes the game so addictive, so great?

by micrody
 
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"Golden Slumbers" by goldenlullaby
I was about to ask some questions of my own; but before I could even open my mouth to speak, she was going on about going to get her boss. I sighed. I just had to sit tight and wait, I assumed. Just as I began to doze off again, the door burst open. I jolted upright. I gasped as I saw a beautiful, brunette faerie follow the Usul nurse into my room. The Soup Faerie, I told myself, I remember her!




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Golden Slumbers
"You're awake!" she exclaimed over and over. "You're awake! Are you feeling okay?"

by goldenlullaby

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Purple Love
"I need you back home, with me..." Jhudora said. Needed her? For what? For an experiment?

by fairyrose3221

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A Break in Memory: Part Five
"Special delivery from Kregor Geiger!" he said cheerfully, handing her the bag. "He said to mix it in a glass of water and make the patient drink the whole thing..."

by appaloosa500

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At the AstroVilla: Part Seven
Cypher took a deep breath. "I think I'm supposed to solve it. She gave me a deliberate clue... she's trying to tell me something, but she can't! Honestly, haven't you noticed..."

by kemppotatoe

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Darkest Corner
How come we didn't get to keep useless piles of dirt?

by dark_elfa

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UnNormal - Merry-Go-Round
Want to go on the Merry-Go-Round?

by cozygen



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