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Let Us Be Clear: Ranking Invisible Petpets


by noileh

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Are you looking for your next Petpet? In this article, we’ll clearly discuss all the cutest, loveliest, and most notable features and details of each invisible Petpet to help you in your search for the best companion for your Neopet! Let us be transparent: this is our definitive list of all the invisible Petpets that we could find across Neopia in our order of preference, from least to most desirable. Are there more? Maybe. Probably not. We looked really, really hard.

     

     15. Invisible Gulper

     Is that an extra appendage we see right smack in the middle of the Gulper’s face? Is it a nose? A way to plug their blowhole for a fun party trick? You be the judge. Possibly it’s a light to help you find them in the dark … or perhaps so they can find you. Does that make them 'glow-in-the-dark'? No, glowing is a different colour; don't be absurd.

     

     14. Invisible Scarabug

     Scarabugs are known for the loud, humming noises they make, so you’ll always know where yours is … although it's quite unnerving to be surrounded by a swarm of invisible, humming creatures, which is why they don't rank very high on our list. That’s also why we refuse to leave our Neohome to go camping.

     

     13. Invisible Nuranna

     Nuranna can thrive in, out, and around water, thanks to their distinctively fishy features. They can also float mid-air for a bit of time, so you can find them just about anywhere in Neopia! You might want to put a bell around their dorsal fin, though, lest you run into them face first!

     

     12. Invisible Mirgle

     Mirgles’ cheeks are so adorable, all we want to do is give them a pinch. And being painted invisible should give this Petpet a huge advantage at Deckball. Or is that considered cheating??

     

     11. Invisible Anubis

     We’re not sure which feature of the Anubis is more dramatic: their heavily lined eyes or their floppy tongue! Word on the street is that they're fairly non-judgemental creatures, but since you can't see their facial expressions, how can you tell? It's probably judging you right now; we definitely are.

     

     10. Invisible Whinny

     This mini-steed would make for an excellent way for Petpetpets to travel. Be careful walking around, though, in case that helmet finds your ankle bone! Ouch!

     

     9. Invisible Turmac

     Turmacs are happy-go-lucky Petpets that always have that friendly look in their eyes and welcoming grin. You know, the eyes and mouth that you can absolutely, totally see on an invisible Petpet. We would love to roll away from the Medieval Petpet shop with one! But maybe bring a crate in case it rolls in the opposite direction of home in search of berries.

     

     8. Invisible Babaa

     Babaas are so cute and fluffy, no wonder Balthazar wants to play with one! But maybe this colour will keep him at bay a bit longer, just in case. Babaas also get extra points for being difficult to lose, thanks to their predictability. 9 out of 10 times you'll find one hiding under your bed!

     

     7. Invisible Warf

     We can’t get enough of the Warf’s front paws, always begging for more love and affection. And we want to give all the love and affection right back to them! Plus that bullseye around their eye is just an adorable detail – you can see it, right?

     

     6. Invisible Miamouse

     One look at those big ears shaped like faerie wings will make anyone fall in love with the Miamouse. Downside: they love to hang out on clouds but don't weigh enough to make an indentation. As such, they are impossible to locate. Upside: they crave love and will come immediately when called.

     

     5. Invisible Slorg

     With a big, toothless grin and two aesthetically pleasing lil eyeballs on the top of their heads, Slorgs make for a cute and friendly companion. Slorgs do tend to leave a mess everywhere they go, though, so be sure to watch your step if you or your Neopet are following behind them. On the plus side, this makes them very easy to locate at all times. Just follow the yellow brick road slimy Slorg trail!

     

     4. Invisible Angelpuss

     This adorable Petpet is noted for its big eyes and sweet grin. There’s also a prominent halo affixed above its head. Visual aesthetics are, of course, a significant factor when choosing an invisible Petpet.

     

     3. Invisible Ona

     One look at an Ona’s face should have you wanting to give it a squeeze. Onas love to be hugged, and we definitely can see our Neopets loving on this cutie. And remember, your Neopet is hugging its new friend, not air.

     

     2. Invisible Meekins

     IT'S SO FLUFFY!!! Those legs combined with their wings make this Petpet unstoppable outdoors, so be prepared to keep an eye on them at all times. They do shriek uncontrollably when hungry, though, so they shouldn't be too difficult to find. We recommend having snacks on you at all times. We, too, shriek uncontrollably when we haven't had a snack in a while.

     

     1. Invisible Doglefox

     Those ears! That tail! How could anyone resist wanting to cuddle and play with this darling Petpet? These furry friends are scavengers and will require lots of activities to keep their minds busy. Like the Meekins, snacks are a must at all times.

     So, have you decided on your newest friend? We can plainly see which ones are the best; can you?

     And remember, they're slippery little fellas, so we recommend stopping by the Toy Shop on the way home and picking up a patented Invisible Petpet Leash. These are designed specifically for invisible friends and will help you keep track of the newest addition to the family. Just be sure to get the collar around the correct end!

     

     That concludes our definitive list of invisible Petpets in our order of preference. Which Petpet do you want to see made invisible next? Thanks for joining us, and we'll see you next time! Now, where did we leave that Invisible Petpet Paint Brush?

 
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