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Being Evil: A Step-By-Step Guide
From finding henchman to taking candy from babies, we cover every aspect on how to make you the next Sloth!

by paper

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When "Boo" Isn't Enough
Do you dread Halloween parties, knowing you're an awful conversationalist? Does the thought of brushing shoulders with the wretched and famous make you want to hide under your blankets and whimper?

by readsalot4211

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A Guide To Leftover Candy
The doorknob turns more easily than you expected. You take a second to breathe, to try and calm yourself down before what is about to come before you...

by psychopsam

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The Haunted House of Mrs. Sanders
Stepping onto the porch, she squeaked when the doors opened on their own...

by dynamicr0ckstar

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