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Name and All: Part One

I was created by my owner, as all Neopets are. Our entire being is determined by the choices our owner makes for us before we are born.

by bluecloud300
The Family Reunion: Part One

The note drifted from my hands and hit the ground soundlessly. I stood up and clomped up the stairs, leaving the note where it was. I was shocked, like I'd stuck an Electric paint brush in my mouth...

by thediractor
Mission For Knowledge: Part One

"Your college application, eh?" the post Chia asked as he took it and placed it in the appropriate box for sending off later that day.

by halloweens_lady
Life of a Lab Rat: Part One

"I disagree, Gretchen," I told her. "It's actually not that great. Being zapped a couple times, now that's great. Being a lab rat? No..."

by poogleluver345
 
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"The Family Reunion" by thediractor
She came home with this Royal Paint Brush sitting on a satin pillow, and something called a Rainbow Pool catalog. She flipped through it, glancing from the page to Parker and back to the page and then at me, as we sat eating cereal at our kitchen table. And I remember how scared and awful I felt when she looked from the page to my brother and me...




Other Stories


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And She Never Returned
Her memories of that island floated in and out, bound to appear and disappear like the silhouettes of the island's own palm trees in the mist, always coming and going and never floating within reach.

Art by nut862

by nut862


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A Rescue for Callie
The little Aisha had decided to go out for a jog, and had proudly padded along the road for an impressive half an hour before she realised that she had to make it all the way back home too.

by roboticc

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Article Spies - Lutari Islanders
Lutari: What are you two doing here? This beach is strictly off-limits to visitors!

Also by water_park1993

by birdinggal


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Zap Me Twice, Shame on Me
One word: Boochi.

by nascar19nfl

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The Goofers
Juggling IS a weird thing.

by lintsuf

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Customization Mishaps
Why customizing Baby Buzzes can be a bad idea.

by knimble



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