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Pinky the Brave: Part One

Some said being sent to camp was worse than being sent to the pound. Ema knew exactly what they meant as she stood in the line, sweat pouring down her back...

by ikea_sale
Fire and Gold: Part One

Her family had survived there for generations by means of special magic: when each young Eyrie child reached a certain age, they were given a Snow Paint Brush...

by silvormoon
The Garden: Part One

"Hello, Fyora." A fire faerie's voice greeted her. "Ten minutes late today. Didn't I tell you to come here immediately after lunch?"

by digital_microwave
 
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"Pirates Don't Take Bubble Baths" by kougra_helper_9157
The storm was heading back towards the Black Pawkeet. Talak opened the trap door in the deck and followed Garry, Jacques, and Garin down to the small bedroom. Garin had his arms slung around their shoulders, and was coughing and sneezing...




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The Upper Crust Guild
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Green Kougra, Up for Adoption!
Arribon narrows his eyes suspiciously -- eyes that are almost as green as his vibrant fur. "You want to adopt me, don't you?"

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The Way Out of the Eye of the Storm
How are we able to find 1 correct tile out of 240 tiles? Do not fret, my friends...

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Rebuttal: ‘On the Impossibility of a Jelly World’
The most conclusive fact I found proving the possibility of a Jelly World is...

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Modern Marvels
The mystery of Koi has been solved... we think.

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The Golden Pteri
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